This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last 这是我第一次的婚礼，我希望这是我最后一次

Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past 物联网将是梦幻般的，如果我和新娘没有过去

So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie 所以，我站在自助餐和浸没自己在布里

I'm tactically positioned 我的战术定位的

Yeah because the bar is near and the champagne's for free 是啊，因为酒吧附近，香槟的自由

   

Oooh oooh ooh ooh 噢哦嚯嚯

   

This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick, 这是我的第一次婚礼，我希望它通过快速，

If I’ve got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick? 如果我没有对她的感情那么为什么我的肚子感觉很舒服吗？

As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love 当他们跳舞他们缠绵的歌，我祈祷它不是爱情

Because she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of 因为她是我的婊子无情，我似乎无法得到足够的

   

Oooh oooh ooh ooh 噢哦嚯嚯

   

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 她不漂亮，她不是那个美丽！

She'll steal your mind first then your car 她会偷走你的心先，然后你的车

she’s not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 她不漂亮，她不是那个美丽！

Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start 责怪命运的邪恶扭曲，她从一开始就建立

   

Just one more single malt then it’s off to bed for me 只是多了一个单一麦芽那么它的去睡觉对我来说

My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (HE'S PISSED!) 我的头转来转去，我的腿是霹雳舞（他生气！ ）

I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink 我只是想说再见，但我比我的饮料洒更多

I can't remember exactly what I said 我不记得到底是什么，我说

   

but I remember being chased up the street! 但我记得被人追了街上！

   

Oooh oooh ooh ooh 噢哦嚯嚯

   

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 她不漂亮，她不是那个美丽！

She'll steal your mind first then your car 她会偷走你的心先，然后你的车

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 她不漂亮，她不是那个美丽！

Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start 责怪命运的邪恶扭曲，她从一开始就建立

   

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 她不漂亮，她不是那个美丽！