Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer 赫克托Ormano是我最喜欢的拳击手

He goes smasho and everyone cheers 他去smasho ，大家都欢呼

He turns big men into whimpering cowards 他把大男人变成呜咽懦夫

He's so strong and how I adore him 他是如此强大，我如何崇拜他

   

But I'm so weak 但我这么弱

So much so that I'm afraid 正因如此，我怕

to walk alone down my street 独自走我的街道

I know I'll never be as brave as Hector Ormano 我知道我永远是勇敢的赫克托尔Ormano

   

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer 赫克托Ormano是我最喜欢的拳击手

His smile is so white like elephant ivory 他的笑容是那么的白似象牙

He's so handsome and all of his girlfriends 他是如此英俊，他所有的女朋友

Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves 身材高大，金发碧眼的沙漏曲线

   

But I don't know many girls 但我不知道有多少女孩

And I certainly don't know any girls like that 我当然不知道这样的女孩任

Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano 即使我做了，我也不会凉赫克托Ormano

   

One summer day I was sitting on the bridge 有一年夏天，我坐在桥上

Looking at the water below 看下面的水

When I heard some laughter and a familiar voice 当我听到一些笑声和一个熟悉的声音

Coming from down the road 从未来的道路

It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped 就在那时，我看到了，我的心脏几乎要下降

I saw Hector Ormano with some friends 只见海克特Ormano和一些朋友

And as they approached my mind went blank 当他们走近我的脑海里一片空白

As I struggled to find the words 正如我在努力寻找的话

I was dying to tell him 我在临死前告诉他

   

As Hector walked by he picked up a stick 正如赫走过来，他拿起一根棍子

And threw it at my head 并把它扔在我的头上

His friends went quiet and Hector said to me 他的朋友们都安静了下来，并海克特对我说：

"What are you looking at wimp?" “你在看窝囊废？ ”

HHHHHEEEEECCCCCTTTTTOOOOORRRRR!!!!! HHHHHEEEEECCCCCTTTTTOOOOORRRRR !!!!!

   

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer 赫克托Ormano是我最喜欢的拳击手

Even though he was mean to me 即使他对我的意义

My father says I'm a meaningless no one 我父亲说，我是一个毫无意义的无人

Compaired to the perfect Hector Ormano Compaired的完美赫克托Ormano