This is my life and this is how it reads 这就是我的生活，这是怎么回事读

For every chapter, a thousand memories 对于每一个章节，一千回忆

A murder, a mystery where everybody bleeds 一宗谋杀案，神秘的地方大家都出血

A fantasy, a thriller with romance and disease 的幻想，浪漫和疾病惊悚片

   

Diary entry 9th of May '62 五月62的日记9日

We've had some ugly babies but none were quite like you 我们已经有一些丑陋的婴儿，但没有一个是很喜欢你

Diary entry '62 end of May 五月的日记62年底

It looks as if the nose and chin are definitely here to stay 这看起来好像鼻子和下巴肯定在这里留下来

They're here to stay, they're here to stay 他们在这里留下来，​​他们在这里停留

   

If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking 如果我的嘴唇开始微笑，我的膝盖开始敲门

I'm a failure 我是个失败

You are, you are 你是，你是

And if I seem half-hearted, it's because I'm broken hearted 如果我似乎半推半就，那是因为我心碎

And I'm a failure 我就是一个失败

You are, you are, you are (I am) 你是，你是，你是（我）

You are, you are, you are (I am) 你是，你是，你是（我）

   

This is my life and this is how it reads 这就是我的生活，这是怎么回事读

A documentary that nobody believes 一部纪录片，没有人相信

Albert Steptoe in 'Gone with the Breeze' 阿尔伯特·斯特普托在飘微风“

Mother played by Peter Beardsley, father by John Cleese 母亲饰演彼得·比尔兹利，父亲约翰·克里斯

   

Diary entry '68 end of the year 当年日记68年底

A cardboard Apollo 6 has given the all clear 纸板阿波罗6已经给了大家很清楚

11th December '68 Captain's log 12月11日68年船长的日志

Proposed trip to Mars is cancelled due to fog 提出火星之旅因大雾取消

It's due to fog, it's due to fog 这是由于大雾，这是由于雾

   

If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking 如果我的嘴唇开始微笑，我的膝盖开始敲门

I'm a failure 我是个失败

You are, you are 你是，你是

And if I seem half-hearted, it's because I'm broken hearted 如果我似乎半推半就，那是因为我心碎

And I'm a failure 我就是一个失败

You are, you are, you are (I am) 你是，你是，你是（我）

You are, you are, you are (I am) 你是，你是，你是（我）

   

This is the play, it was I who wrote the script 这是戏，那是我这是谁写的剧本

Terry meets June in 'Tales from the Crypt' 特里满足六月“从地穴的故事”

It was going to be a film but the camera person slipped 这将是一部电影，但相机的人滑倒

They later found him scolding a banana 他们后来发现他骂了香蕉

   

Diary entry 10th of April '89 89日的日记10

The world is going mad but me I'm doing fine 世界是要疯了，但我我很好

I'm doing fine 我很好

   

Back to bed, back to reality 回到床上，回到现实

Just fine. 就好了。