Girl, I know you left me 女孩，我知道你离开了我

But there was something I forgot to show you. 不过有些事情我忘了告诉你。

   

Check it out.. 看看这个..

   

Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up. 女婴，你离开我。哦，不！我们分手了。

It's been a while since we last spoke, but 它已经有一段时间，因为我们上次谈到的，但

I need another chance. Can you give me that? 我需要一个机会。你能给我吗？

'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back. “原因有什么东西在我的裤子就赢你回来。

   

I wanna be your man again, 我想成为你的男人再次，

But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston. 但是你离开了我，就像我是珍妮弗·安妮斯顿。

And I know you said you'd never call, 我知道你说你永远不会叫，

But girl, you ain't seen my balls. 不过姑娘，你是不是看到我的球。

   

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls. 你 - 你 - 你 - 你是不是看到我的球。

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My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started. 我的球是如此真棒。不要误会我的开始。

They're so damn big. How big are they? 他们是如此该死的大。有多大他们是谁？

They're so big. It's really obnoxious. 他们是如此之大。这真是令人讨厌。

It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers. 这就像两个伊渥克寒冷“在我的拳击手。

They're so big. I can't hold 'em back. 他们是如此之大。我不能挡住他们。

Even Cartman's like, man those are fat. 即使Cartman的一样，人的胖。

They're so big. They're run over your feet. 他们是如此之大。他们对你的脚奔跑。

That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep. 这就是为什么当他们回来了，你听到哔哔声。

   

And how can I be subtle, 我怎么可能是细微的，

When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel? 当我的球穿过隧道追逐印第安纳琼斯？

And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me 每个人都在迪斯尼世界不断告诉我

That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy. 这Epcot中心着眼于时间与嫉妒。

In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll 事实上，当你看见他们在街上，他们会

Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel. 哥斯拉战斗到死的续集。

   

I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back, 我猜你很快会希望我回来，

'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act. 因为我的球都这么大了，他们已经有了一个开放的行为。

   

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls. 你 - 你 - 你 - 你是不是看到我的球。

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My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin', 我的球是如此史诗般的，我是不是boastin ，

But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean. 但对在海洋潮汐的影响。

And when the sun's right, it might cause 而当太阳的权利，则可能会导致

A total solar eclipse of my balls. 我的球日全食。

'Cause these things are where it's happenin', [因为这些东西都是它的happenin ，

And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again. 当我掀起时间了，你会带我回来。

Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus? 我比较时间到雷龙？

No, excuse me I'm on the chorus. 不，对不起，我的合唱。

   

I got what you need. 我得到了你所需要的。

And you'd said you'd never call, 而且你说你永远不会叫，

But girl you ain't seen these balls. 不过姑娘你是不是看到这些球。

   

I wanna be your man again, 我想成为你的男人再次，

But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston. 但是你离开了我，就像我是珍妮弗·安妮斯顿。

And I know you said you'd never call, 我知道你说你永远不会叫，

But girl, you ain't seen my balls. 不过姑娘，你是不是看到我的球。

   

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls. 你 - 你 - 你 - 你是不是看到我的球。

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I told you you'd be back. 我告诉你，你会回来。

You must've forgot. 你一定是忘了。

You must've had Ballzheimer's 你一定有Ballzheimer的