Ladies and gentlemen, believe me. 女士们，先生们，请相信我。

Tonight is a really special occasion to share a story. 今晚是一个非常特殊的场合分享一个故事。

(Hu hu) I'm gonna tell you the story of Mr. President. （呼呼）我要告诉你总统先生的故事。

Ladies and gentlemen, I beg your attention. 女士们，先生们，我求求你注意。

I'm talking about Mr. President. 我说的是总统先生。

   

Ah, Mr. President! Oh, Mr. President! 啊，总统先生！哦，总统先生！

   

[Organ solo] [风琴独奏]

   

Mr. President was adored, why did people give him attention 总统先生是崇拜，为什么人们给他的关注

Love and adultion? I don't know, I wondered. 爱与adultion ？我不知道，我不知道。

   

[Sax solo] [萨克斯独奏]

   

One day, Mr. President took the elevator. 有一天，主席先生坐电梯。

He saw the destruction & he stared motion this, stroked by loveliness. 他看到了毁灭与他盯着这项议案，由可爱的抚摸。

The elevator's door slumbered and killed Mr. President. 电梯的门打盹杀死了总统先生。

   

Ah, Mr. President! Oh, Mr. President! 啊，总统先生！哦，总统先生！

   

I'm so desperate, he was such a lovely cat. Ha ha ha ha! 我很绝望，他就是这样一个可爱的猫。哈哈哈哈！