Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. 妈妈是谁俯身绑鞋带我一个。

Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face. 妈妈吐在她的手指，并用它来清洗污垢擦掉我脸上。

   

Brush your teeth, Q-tip your ear, 刷牙，Q -TIP你的耳朵，

take off your sister's new brassiere. 脱掉你的妹妹的新胸罩。

Watch PBS, not Deputy Dawg, 手表的PBS ，没有代理耶，

don't you eat that Lincoln Log. 你不吃饭，林肯日志。

   

Oh mama I still don't believe 哦，妈妈我还是不相信

it's true: The tooth fairy was you. 这是真的：牙仙是你。

No Way! 没办法！

   

I love you maaaaaama, 我爱你maaaaaama ，

more than than paaaastrama, 多比paaaastrama ，

way more than Jeffrey Daaaahma, 比杰弗里Daaaahma方式较多，

even more than my NFL paaaaajamas. 比我的NFL paaaaajamas甚至更多。

   

Mama always calmed down dad when he got too mean. 妈妈总是平静下来的父亲时，他有太多的意思。

Like the time he almost hit me for stealing his Juggs magazine. 比如说有一次，他差点撞到我偷了他的Juggs杂志。

   

Stop your jumping, 停止你的跳跃，

you'll break the bed. 你会打破在床上。

Don't you fill up 难道你不填写

on the bread. 在面包上。

Take those 采取这些

Take those 采取这些

(trying to read cue card) （想读提示卡）

Take ... carrots out of your nose, 取胡萝卜......你的鼻子，

that's not a hat that's pantyhose. 这不是一顶帽子那是裤袜。

Don't play baseball in your suit, 不要在你的西装打棒球，

that Magnum PI's very cute. 马格南PI的很可爱。

Don't forget Vick's Vapor-rub, 不要忘了维克的汽擦，

stop masturbating in the tub. 停止手淫在浴缸中。

Thanks for making corn beef hash, 感谢你使玉米牛肉散，

and putting powder on my rash. 并把粉对我的皮疹。

(So much better.) （好多了。 ）

   

I love you maaaaaama, 我爱你maaaaaama ，

more than golf with Arnold Paaaaalmaaaa, 超过高尔夫与阿诺德Paaaaalmaaaa ，

more than yellow moons in Lucky Chaaaaamaaaas, 超过黄色的月亮在幸运Chaaaaamaaaas ，

Def Leppard's drummer only had one aaaaaaamaaa. 高清Leppard的鼓手只有一个aaaaaaamaaa 。

   

Oh, Mrs. Nealon, yes it's true, 哦， Nealon女士，是的，它是真实的，

Kevin's gonna sing to you. 凯文的会唱歌给你。

   

Come on Kevin. 来吧凯文。

   

I love you maaaaaama 我爱你maaaaaama

   

Come on, keep goin'. 来吧，让布莱恩' 。

   

More than films by Brian DePaaaaalmaaaa. 多由Brian DePaaaaalmaaaa电影。

   

Thanks for being my date to the praaaaamaaaa. 谢谢你是我的日期到praaaaamaaaa 。

   

Thanks for writing that note to the draft 谢谢你写了字条给草案

board that said I was gay so I got out 板，说我是同性恋，所以我下了车

of Vietnaaaamaaa. 的Vietnaaaamaaa 。

   

Mom your way better than the World Trade Center baaaaamaaaa. 妈妈用自己的方式比在世界贸易中心baaaaamaaaa更好。

   

Who's name by the way is Mohamed Salaaaamaaa. 谁是顺便说的名字是穆罕默德Salaaaamaaa 。

   

I love you even more than Richard Gere loves the Dali Laaaaahmaaa. 我爱你，甚至超过了理查·基尔爱大理Laaaaahmaaa 。

   

And Richard Gere was also good in "Sommersby", 和理查·基尔也是在“男儿本色”好，

which was a melodraaaamaa. 这是一个melodraaaamaa 。

   

Oh, all you moms out there oughta know, 哦，你的妈妈在那里应该知道，

we kids love you so. 我们的孩子是如此爱你。

   

Have a Happy Mother's Day. 有一个快乐的母亲节。

Thank you very much! 非常感谢！

Thank you! 谢谢！

   

Adam Saaaandlaaa. 亚当Saaaandlaaa 。