He wears a snake skin underwear, which women refer to as "The Python Pouch." 他穿着蛇皮内衣，妇女称之为“ Python的袋。 ”

He once slayed a vampire with a chorus. 他曾经slayed与合唱吸血鬼。

Chuck Norris has a book of facts on him. 查克·诺里斯有一本关于他的事实。

He is the only man qualified for "The Awesome Award." 他是唯一一个合格的“真棒奖”。

He once outran a cheetah. 他曾经outran猎豹。

He can stop a bullet in midair, just by looking at it. 他可以阻止子弹在半空中，只是看着它。

He once killed himself, for creeping up on himself. 他曾经杀害自己，就自己爬起来。

When he goes out in public, he wheres a cape. 当他出门在公众面前，他哪来的斗篷。

At age 5, he put his mom on time out, for not buying him fruit roll-ups, ahh, delicious fruit roll-ups! 5岁时，他把他的妈妈就超时，不买他的水果卷功能，啊，美味的水果卷功能！

Nectar of the gods! 花蜜的神！

It's a paper tape, delicious, fruity experience. 这是一个纸带，可口，果味经验。

So what I say, "Mom, stop being a bitch! And let your kid engulge in his fruit roll-ups!" 所以我说， “妈妈，不要再当婊子！并且让你的孩子engulge在他的水果卷起坐！ ”

He is, the most interesting man in the cater! 他是最有趣的人，在迎合！