1, 2, 3, 4 1，2 ，3，4

   

You never had rabies 你从未有过狂犬病

You never gained weight 你永远不发胖

You never drank poison 你永远喝毒药

You watched what you ate 你看你吃什么

You never came home with a terrible scar 你永远不回家了可怕的疤痕

You never so much as put a scratch on my car 你从来没有这么多的投入了从零开始的我的车

You never got measles 你从来没有得到麻疹

You never got gout 你从来没有痛风

You never got dizzy 你永远是昏了头

And you never fell out 你永远不会跌出

You never suggested we all play charades 你永远不建议大家玩哑谜

You never picked up any live hand granades 你从来没有拿起任何带电的手granades

   

You twisted your ankle 你扭曲你的脚踝

I carried you 我抱着你

You got a divorce 你有离婚

So I married you 所以，我嫁给你

You fell off a cliff 你摔下悬崖

So I buried you 所以我埋的你

I wish there were more bad times to see you through 我希望有更多不好的时候，看你过

I wish there were more bad times 我希望有更多不好的时候

Wish there were more bad times [x4] 希望有更多不好的时候[ X4 ]

I wish there were more 我希望有更多的

   

You never lost contact 你永远不会失去联系

You never leaked oil 你永远不漏油

You never drank cleanser 你从不喝酒的洗面奶

And you never ate foil 你永远也吃箔

You never got hurt by sticks and stones 你永远不会受伤了棍棒和石头

You never choked on any big chicken bones 你永远不呛任何大的鸡骨头

You never got mauled by a mad baboon 你再也没有打伤了一个疯狂的狒狒

You never lost all the air in your balloon 你永远失去了所有的空气在你的气球

You never got poked in the eye with a spork 你再也没有戳到了眼睛用叉勺

You never got sick from all that leftover pork 你从来没有得到来自所有剩余的猪生病了

   

You twisted your ankle 你扭曲你的脚踝

I carried you 我抱着你

You got a divorce 你有离婚

So I married you 所以，我嫁给你

You fell off a cliff 你摔下悬崖

So I buried you 所以我埋的你

I wish there were more bad times to see you through 我希望有更多不好的时候，看你过

I wish there were more bad times 我希望有更多不好的时候

   

So many things did go wrong 所以，很多事情都出错

But the list is not long enough 但该列表是不够长

Not enough bad things to fill up a song 没有足够的不好的东西填满一首歌

   

Wish there were more bad times [x4] 希望有更多不好的时候[ X4 ]

   

I'd rather gather your bones 我更愿意聚集你的骨头

Than mop up this mess 比扫荡这个烂摊子

If I scrub us all spotless 如果我擦洗我们都一尘不染

I'll wreck our success 我会破坏我们的成功

I was holding your hand 我牵着你的手

When it fell on the floor 当它摔在地板上

When you left you broke the knob on the door 当你离开你打破了把手的门

I wish there was more 我希望有更多的