Missing My Son

I was in a line at the supermarket the other day, and uhm... y'know, I had all my things on the little conveyor belt there. And uh... there's a gal in front of me that is uh.. well, she's staring at me and I'm getting a little nervous and uh, she continues to stare at me. And I uh, I keep looking the other way. And then, finally she comes over closer to me and she says: "I apologize for staring, that must have been annoying. I, I... You look so much like my son, who died. I just can't take my eyes off you." And she precedes to go into her purse and she pulls out a photograph of her son who'd died. And uh, he looks absolutely nothing like me. In fact he's... Chinese. Uh... anyway, we chatted a little bit. And uh, she says: "I'm sorry, I have to ask you. Would you mind, as I leave the supermarket here, would you mind saying "Goodbye mom" to me? I, I know it's a strange request but I haven't heard my son saying "Goodbye mom" to me, and "So long" and it would mean so much to me to hear it. And uh, if you don't mind I... " And I said: "Well, you know, okay, yeah, sure. Eh.. uh... I can say that." And, and so, she uh gets her groceries all checked out. And uh, as she's going out the door she waves at me and she hollers across the store: "Goodbye son!" And I look up and I wave and I say: "Goodbye mom!" And then she goes, and uh... So I get my few things there, on the conveyor belt and the checker checks out my things. And uh, and he gives me the total and he says: "That'll be four hundred and seventy nine dollars." Uh... and I said: "Well, how is that possible! I've only got a little tuna fish, and uh some skimmed milk, and uh mustard and a loaf of bread..." He goes: "Well, well you're also paying for the groceries for your mother. She uh, told me you'd take care of the bill for her." And I said: "Well, wait a minute! That's not my mother!" And he says: "Well I distinctly heard her say as she left the store "Bye son!" and you said "Bye mom!" and so what are you trying to say here, uh..." I said: "Well, JESUS!" And I looked out into the parking lot and she was just getting into her car. And I ran out there. And she was just closing the door, and she had a little bit of her leg sticking out of the door and she was pulling away and I grabbed her leg and I started PULLING it! Just the way... I'm pulling yours... 我是在一条线在超市的一天，并且，呃......你知道的，我有我所有的东西就少传送带那里。还有，嗯...有一个在我面前是，嗯，她盯着我，我开始有点紧张，呃，她继续盯着我看一个女孩。我嗯，我一直在寻找其他的方式。然后，终于，她过来接近我，她说： “我的凝视道歉，那一定是讨厌我我......你看起来这么像我的儿子，谁死了我不能把我的眼睛离开你。 “她先进入了她的钱包，她拿出她的儿子的照片，谁就会死去。还有啊，他看起来完全不像我。事实上，他是......中国人。呃......反正，我们聊一点点。还有啊，她说： “对不起，我要问你，你会介意，因为我离开超市在这里，你介意说”再见妈妈“我，我，我知道这是一个奇怪的要求，但我没听说我儿子说“再见妈妈”对我来说，和“再见” ，这将意味着这么多，我听到它，呃，如果你不介意，我...... “我说： ” 。嗯，你知道，好吧，是的，当然。呃...呃...我可以这样说。 “而且，等等，她呃得到她的杂货全部签出。还有啊，因为她出门，她的波浪在我和她霍勒斯整个卖场：“再见儿子”我期待了，我挥手，我说：“妈妈再见”然后她去，呵...所以，我让我的几件事情还有，在传送带和检查的检查了我的东西。还有啊，他给我的总的，他说：“那将是479美元”呃......我说： “好了，这怎么可能，我只得到了一点点鲔鱼，呃一些脱脂牛奶，呵芥末和一块面包...... ！ ”他继续： “好了，同时你也付出买菜的妈妈，她嗯，告诉我你会照顾法案的她。 “我说：“好，等一下那不是我的母亲！ ”他说： “好吧，我清楚地听到她说，她离开了商店”再见儿子“，你说”再见妈妈“还等什么，你想在这里说，呃...... ”我说： ！ “好了，耶稣！ “我看着外面的停车场，她刚刚进入她的车。我跑了出去那里。而她只是关上了门，她有她的腿伸出门外的一点点，她被甩开了，我一把抓住她的腿，我开始拉！现在的样子......我拉着你的...