Men are like vows 男人都喜欢的誓言

Because they're easily broken 因为他们是容易破碎

Women are like cows 女人都喜欢牛

Because they both have vaginas 因为他们都有阴道

I said, men are like muzzles 我说，男人都喜欢枪口

Because they'll try to shut you up 因为他们会尝试关闭您

No, no, no don't listen, hey 不，不，不，不听，哎

Women are like puzzles 女人都喜欢拼图

Because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote 由于之前的1920年，既没有投票权

Puzzles still don't 拼图还是不

   

A man is an eagle, a woman is a dove 一个人是一只鹰，女人是一只鸽子

Women can fake orgasm, but men can fake love 女人可以假高潮，但男人可以伪造的爱

   

Women are like fingers and toes 女人都喜欢的手指和脚趾

Because they're easy to count on 因为它们很容易依靠

Men are like ravens and crows 男人像乌鸦和乌鸦

Cause they hate using condoms 因为他们讨厌用安全套

Women are like Yahtzees, oh yeah 女人都喜欢Yahtzees ，哦耶

Cause I rarely get them 因为我很少让他们

Yeah, men are like Nazis 是啊，男人都喜欢纳粹

Because they both caused the Holocaust 因为它们都导致了大屠杀

   

Oh, for every dollar man makes, a woman makes 70 cents 呵呵，对于每一美元的人能，女为70美分

That doesn't make sense, that's not fair, the man's only left with 30 这是没有意义的，这是不公平的，男人的只剩下30

   

Men and women 男人和女人

Oh, men and women 呵呵，男人和女人

Is black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite 是黑色和白色与灰色的雌雄同体的区域

   

Oh, big finish yeah 哦，大结束啊

Male strippers always look like they're applying lotion 男性脱衣舞总是看起来像他们涂抹乳液

Female strippers when they're dancing on the pole 当他们跳舞的极脱衣舞女

Just look like....confused firemen 只是看起来像....糊涂消防员