[Spoken:] [口语： ]

   

[Wily (Danny Sexbang):] [威利（丹尼Sexbang ） ： ]

Hello, Mega Man. And Mrs. Mega Man. 您好，洛克人。和太太洛克人。

Welcome to couples' therapy. I'm Dr. Wily. 欢迎来到夫妻治疗。我是威利博士。

   

[Mega Man (Egoraptor):] [洛克人（ Egoraptor ） ： ]

Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now? 威利博士？你是一个治疗师吗？

But you're evil, and bent on world domination! 但你是邪恶的，并在统治世界弯曲！

   

[Wily:] [威利： ]

Not anymore. Those days are behind me. 不再。那些日子我身后。

Don't question it! Shut up. Just tell me the problem over this hot beat. 不要问啦！住口。只要告诉我问题在这个炎热的节拍。

   

[Mega Man:] [洛克人： ]

Okay... 好...

   

[Music] [音乐]

   

[Mega Man:] [洛克人： ]

Well you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life 您看，医生，我得到了一个相当不错的生活

A Mega House with two kids, and a hot Mega Wife 一个大型的家有两个孩子，和一个热水兆丰妻子

But I got a little problem with my android bride 不过，我有一个小问题，我的Android新娘

When it comes to making love, she's never satisfied 当涉及到做爱，她的永不满足

   

[Mrs. Mega (Danny):] [太太兆丰（丹尼） ： ]

We've been fucking for decades! Sex has gotten routine! 我们已经他妈的了几十年！性别已经变得常规！

We gotta spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine! 我们得香料的那些事了，我不是一个总的机器！

I'm sick of all the romance, and the cuddles, and the love 我讨厌所有的浪漫，和拥抱，和爱

It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff! 它的时间变脏，并完成所有的怪异的东西！

   

[Wily:] [威利： ]

It would be seeming to me that the problem here 将它似乎对我来说，问题就在这里

Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear 难道你不听你的妻子，她被明确

   

[Mega Man:] [洛克人： ]

But she says the same thing, like a tape recorder! 但她说，同样的事情，就像一个录音机！

   

[Wily:] [威利： ]

Quiet! The doctor is talking -- there must be ORDER! 安静！医生是说 - 必须有订单！

...Sorry, I'm not evil anymore. ......对不起，我不是邪恶了。

You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills 你必须击败机器人大师获得技能

And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled 然后用它们在你的妻子，当她渐渐钻

Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam 也许她喜欢从ELEC人的梁冲击

Or getting burnt by fireballs; she's a freaky man's dream 或烫伤用火球;她是一个古怪的男人的梦想

   

[Mega Man:] [洛克人： ]

Is that what you want, hon? A Robot Master? 这就是你想要什么，亲爱的？ à机器人大师？

   

[Mrs. Mega:] [太太兆丰： ]

Get out and do it, you stupid bastard! 走出去，做吧，你这个愚蠢的混蛋！

   

[Wily:] [威利： ]

Your marriage will be healthy like pure springwater 你的婚姻会像健康纯净的泉水

Now leave my office before you are SLAUGHTERED! 现在离开我的办公室，你是屠宰前！

   

[Mega Man:] [洛克人： ]

Fine, I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage 好吧，我就踢屁股，如果这样可以节省我的婚姻

For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage 对于我夫人的底盘系统的满意度

First I'll take on Fire Man, not much of a test 首先我要对火人，没有太大的考验

Oh, your weakness is ice? I woulda never fucking guessed. 哦，你的弱点是冰？ í的woulda从来他妈的猜测。

Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time 现在冰人来了，这不应该占用太多时间

Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my fucking mind. 哦，原来是你的弱点火？你刚才吹我他妈的头脑。

I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches 我砍切的人，他是会需要缝针

Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little bitches 炸弹和ELEC人刚去，像小母狗

   

[Zero (Danny):] [零（丹尼） ： ]

Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life 等等，你的恶棍，我要结束你的生命

I am Mega Man Zero, and I'm here to plow your wife 我洛克人Zero ，以及我在这里耕田你的妻子

I bring sex moves from the future, and my skills are vast 我带来了来自未来的性动作，我的技能是巨大的

Like my super double ultra mega nutbuster cumblast (Oh!) 像我的超级双超万nutbuster cumblast （呵呵！ ）

Women can't resist my blonde flowing locks 女人无法抗拒我的金发流淌锁

I'll slap a stamp right on my package and deliver your wife the cock 我会拍一张邮票对上我的包，并提供你的妻子公鸡

My shining armor is red, the color of victory 我的金甲是红色的，胜利的颜色

While your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be 当你的果味套装是蓝色的，就像你的球很快就会

   

[Spoken:] [口语： ]

   

[Zero:] [零： ]

Wait! What are you doing...? 等待！你在干什么......？

   

[Mega Man:] [洛克人： ]

Mega Dick... ACTIVATE! 万迪克...激活！

   

[Music] [音乐]

   

[Wily:] [威利： ]

So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the Masters 所以洛克人驾驭大师的一切权力

And killed Zero with his mega laser schlong-blaster 并且杀害了零和他的巨型激光schlong ，冲击波

And then he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes! More!" 然后他拍着他的妻子，直到她哭喊着：“是的！更多！ ”

Then she loved him again, 'cause she's a SHALLOW WHORE 然后，她爱他了，因为她是一个浅的妓女

   

[Spoken:] [口语： ]

   

[Wily:] [威利： ]

Sorry, that was misogynistic. 对不起，那是厌恶女人。

She is a whore, though. 她是一个妓女，虽然。

   

[Mega Man:] [洛克人： ]

What did you say?! 你说什么？

   

[Wily:] [威利： ]

Nothing! 什么都没有！

...Douche. ......斗车。