If the folks next door to me weren't so good 如果人们我隔壁的都不好

I'd do all the mean things anybody could 我会做所有的事情均值任何人都可以

I'd drink and I'd gamble and I'd louse around 我喝酒，我会赌博，我虱各地

I'd be the meanest man in this whole town 我会是最卑鄙的人在整个城镇

   

If I hadn't seen the light in that old lady's eyes 如果我还没有看到光在老太太的眼睛

I'd try to be a man you would hate and despise 我想尝试做一个男人，你会痛恨和蔑视

I'd rave and I'd rant and I'd scream and yell 我很狂野，我会咆哮，我想尖叫和呼喊

And I'd chase my neighbors from here to hell 和我追逐我的邻居从这里到地狱

   

If I hadn't heard those kids laugh playing games 如果我没有听到那些孩子笑玩游戏

I'd have nervous fits, I'd go insane 我不得不紧张的配合，我会去疯狂

I'd turpentine cats and tin can dogs 我倒是松节油猫和锡狗

I'd smother people to death inside of hollow logs 我会窒息人死亡空心日志里

   

If the people around me wasn't so nice 如果我身边的人也没那么好看

I'd freeze my heart into a cake of ice 我想冻结我的心脏成冰蛋糕

Steal money from soldiers and working folks too 偷钱的士兵和工作过的乡亲

I'd lend you a dollar and take back two 我借给你一块钱，收回2

   

If my wife didn't kiss me the way she does 如果我的妻子没有吻我的样子，她不

I'd carry four or five daggers and three or four guns 我会随身携带四五个匕首，三，四枪

I'd shoot craps and ramble and hang out late 我拍掷骰子和絮叨，并挂出晚

I'd steal baby buggies and Cadillac Eights 我偷婴儿车和凯迪拉克的Eights

   

If my friends didn't write me those letters I get 如果我的朋友们并没有给我写的那些信我收到

I'd be a dictator, the worse one yet 我是一个独裁者，坏1还

I'd be the only smart bird, you'd all be fools 我是唯一聪明的鸟，你都可以傻瓜

Send you all away to war and I'd stay home and rule 送给你，客场战，我会留在家里和规则

   

If it wasn't for them songs I hear you all sing 如果不是因为他们的歌我听你唱的所有

I'd put a crown on my dome and I'd say I'm your king 我把冠冕戴在我的穹顶和我说，我是你的国王

I'd kidnap some and blackmail others 我绑架了一些勒索他人

I'd peddle black market stuff and rob sisters and brothers 我兜售黑市的东西，抢兄弟姐妹

   

If it weren't for your talking I hear on the street 如果不是因为你的谈话我听到在街上

I'd be the orneriest man that you ever did meet 我是orneriest的人，你永远也满足

I'd preach the gospel of hate and I'd drink your blood 我要宣扬仇恨的福音，我喝你的血

But I can't be this bad because my folks are too good 但我不能这样不好，因为我的父母都太优秀

No I can't be this bad because my folks are too good 不，我不能这样不好，因为我的父母都太优秀