If I look like a mean old man that's what I am 如果我看起来像一个平均的老人，这就是我

If I look like a mean old man that's what I am 如果我看起来像一个平均的老人，这就是我

If I look like a mean old man 如果我看起来像一个平均的老人

Who'll do you any way he can 谁要做你的任何方式，他可以

To break your heart and kiss your hand 打破你的心脏和亲吻你的手

That's what I am 这就是我

   

And if I look like a good old friend that's what I am 如果我看起来像一个很好的老朋友，这就是我

If I look like a good old friend that's what I am 如果我看起来像一个很好的老朋友，这就是我

If I look like a good old friend 如果我看起来像一个很好的老朋友

Who's good at bending with the wind 谁是善于与风弯曲

To be your friend right to the end 成为你的朋友的权利到底

That's what I am 这就是我

   

And if I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am 如果我看起来像一个巫毒娃娃，这就是我

If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am 如果我看起来像一个巫毒娃娃，这就是我

If I look like a voodoo doll 如果我看起来像一个巫毒娃娃

Who takes his licking standing tall 谁把他舔矗立

Who'd rather bite you back than crawl 谁宁愿咬你回来比爬行

That's what I am 这就是我

   

If I look like your uncle Bob that's what I am 如果我看起来像你叔叔鲍勃·这就是我

If I look like your uncle Bob that's what I am 如果我看起来像你叔叔鲍勃·这就是我

If I look like your uncle Bob 如果我看起来像你叔叔鲍勃

Who likes to slap you on the back and rob you 谁喜欢拍你的背，你抢

While he still can do the job 虽然他仍然可以做的工作

That's what I am 这就是我

   

And if I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am 如果我看起来像一个巫毒娃娃，这就是我

If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am 如果我看起来像一个巫毒娃娃，这就是我

If I look like a voodoo doll 如果我看起来像一个巫毒娃娃

Who takes his licking standing tall 谁把他舔矗立

Who'd rather bite you back than crawl 谁宁愿咬你回来比爬行

That's what I am 这就是我