[Verse: Asher Roth] [诗：灰粉罗斯]

I don't want to go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couch 我不想去俱乐部，我宁愿坐在沙发上

And watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me off 和看电影，而我的女朋友抽搐我送行

Maybe I want to clown around and turn my music super loud 也许我想小丑身边，把我的音乐超大声

And if I didn't then I isn't Asher Roth 如果我没那么我是不是阿舍·罗斯

I like to wake up in the morning with a yawn and a stretch 我喜欢在清晨醒来，打了个哈欠，延伸

Check my phone and see all the messages I missed 检查我的手机，看到我所错过的消息

"Asher it's important call me when you get a sec, “给我打电话的时候你得到一个秒阿舍是很重要的，

I wan't to talk about insurance and enormous amounts of debt" ì want谈谈保险和债务数额巨大“

Head in to the kitchen find out what's for break' 头在厨房找出什么是对突破“

Peanut butter jelly, soft boiled egg 花生酱果冻，软煮鸡蛋

Turning on the telly, ESPN 至于在电视上， ESPN的

Hitting Blake Griffin like "Let's be friends" 打到布雷克 - 格里芬像“让我们成为朋友”

Cause I'm cool as Chuck and I write dope raps 因为我是冷静的查克和我写的涂料斥责

And you slam dunk over Optimas, dag 而你扣篮了OPTIMAS ， DAG

Asher Roth is killing ya 灰粉罗斯是杀害雅

Play board games, answer trivia 玩棋盘游戏，答案琐事

Go and stand Philly up, L-A sold separately 去站在费城起来， L型另售

Proceed, TiVo Jeopardy!, please, no, never me 继续， TiVo的危害！，请，不，我从来没有

I'm more Supermarket Sweep, I go right for the bleach 我更多的超市扫，我去适合的漂白剂

And the big stabs of meat, no beef 和肉的大刺，没有牛肉

Don't have a cow man, I make crowds freak out, go wild man 没有牛人，我做的人群吓坏了，去野人

Kid look out of it, hold the stylist and the powder kit 儿童看出来，按住造型师和粉末包

It's hip hop, not the ballad bitch 这是嘻哈，不是民谣婊子

On second calculus, I'll take the mani and the pedi 在第二个积分，我会带玛尼和PEDI

Pro Chevron, anti-Getty 临雪佛龙，反盖蒂

If I'm getting clawed, I'm losing my Machete 如果我得到爪，我失去了我的弯刀

If I'm at a party, I'm throwing the confetti 如果我在一个聚会上，我扔纸屑

Shout out to Spencer Hawes, know him now as Chevy 喊出斯宾瑟 - 霍伊斯，现在才知道他是雪佛兰

From the state of Wash, where they smoke Hetties 从华盛顿，在那里他们吸烟Hetties状态

Look like Tom Petty, sort of Wayne Gretzky 看起来像汤姆·佩蒂，有点韦恩·格雷茨基

Either way you put it I'm smoother than uncle Jessie 无论哪种方式，你把它放在我比叔叔杰西顺畅

I can do a handstand chilling underwater 我可以做一个倒立的水下心寒

I used to do it longer, but I started Marijuan-er 我以前做的时间越长，但我开始Marijuan儿

To talk about how power only wants to hold us down 谈谈如何功耗只是想保持我们失望

I figured it all out because I'm older now 我想通了这一切，因为我年纪大了

Maybe a little jaded, think we should go crazy 也许有点疲惫，觉得我们应该发疯

Have a bunch of sex and having a bunch of babies 有一大堆性，并具有了一堆婴儿

Cause if I'm going out, want titties in my face 因为如果我要出去，要在我的脸上的titties

Smoking weed on some we slurping on a milkshake 吸大麻在一些我们啜上一杯奶昔

Yo Andy Roddick, your girlfriend is a hottie 哟安迪·罗迪克，你的女朋友是一个棘手

I hope you don't mind, I wanna give her that Roth dick 我希望你不介意，我想给她罗斯家伙

Don't take it wrong shit, I know you got a fast serve 不要把它错了，妈的，我知道你有一个快速的服务

But if it doesn't work, tell her "Holler Asher" 但是，如果它不工作，告诉她“奥莱灰粉”

Nerd, kind of flirt, kind of twerp 书呆子，那种调情，那种twerp的

What's it's worth, with the words, for sure 什么是它的价值，用的话，肯定

Kinda works, see I think I deserve to be a slime and a perv 还挺作品，看到我觉得我应该是一个泥和PERV

Rules don't apply like I'm Tiger Woods 规则不适用像我老虎伍兹

Sipping on the tiger blood, you better go and chase a liger bruh 喝着虎血，你最好去追逐狮虎bruh

I'm kind of tired of the show 我有点累了的秀

I don't want to go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couch 我不想去俱乐部，我宁愿坐在沙发上

And watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me off 和看电影，而我的女朋友抽搐我送行

Maybe I want to clown around and turn my music super loud 也许我想小丑身边，把我的音乐超大声

And if I didn't then I isn't Asher Roth 如果我没那么我是不是阿舍·罗斯