When I was a lad of three-foot-three 当我是三足三童子

Certain questions occurred to me, 某些问题发生在我，

So I asked me father quite seriously 于是我问我父亲很认真

To tell me the story 'bout the bird and bee. 告诉我的故事回合鸟和蜜蜂。

He stammered and he stuttered pathetically 他结结巴巴地说，他结结巴巴可怜

And this is what he said to me. 而这也正是他对我说。

   

He said, "The woman piaba and the man piaba 他说， “女人piaba ，该名男子piaba

and the Ton Ton call baka lemon grass, 和吨吨通话巴卡柠檬草，

The lily root, gully root, belly root uhmm, 百合根，沟壑根，根肚uhmm ，

And the famous grandy scratch scratch. 和著名的泓迪刮刮。

   

It was clear as mud but it covered the ground 很明显，泥，但它覆盖了地面

And the confusion made the brain go 'round. 和混乱使大脑去轮。

I went and ask a good friend of mine, 我去了，问了我的好朋友，

Known to the world as Albert Einstein. 扬名世界的爱因斯坦。

He said "Son, from the beginning of time and creativity 他说：“孩子，从时间和创造力的开始

There existed the force of relativity 存在着相对的力量

Pi r square and a minus ten means a routine only when PI决定系数和零下十几意味着例行只有当

The solar system in one light year 在一光年的太阳系

Make the Hayden planetarium disappear 让海登天文馆消失

So if Mt Everest doesn't move 所以，如果珠穆朗玛峰不动

I am positive that it will prove 我肯定这将证明

   

That the woman piaba and the man piaba 该名女子piaba ，该名男子piaba

And the Ton Ton call baka lemon grass, 和吨吨通话巴卡柠檬草，

The lily root, gully root, belly root uhmm, 百合根，沟壑根，根肚uhmm ，

And the famous grandy scratch scratch. 和著名的泓迪刮刮。

   

It was clear as mud but it covered the ground 很明显，泥，但它覆盖了地面

And the confusion made the brain go 'round. 和混乱使大脑去轮。

I grabbed a boat and went abroad 我抓起一条船，去了国外

In Baden Baden asked Sigmund Freud 在巴登 - 巴登问西格蒙德·弗洛伊德

He said "Son, from your sad face remove the grouch 他说：“孩子，从你的悲伤的脸去掉爱发牢骚

Put the body down up on the couch 把身体倒在沙发上

I can see from your frustration a neurotic sublimation 我可以从你的无奈神经质的升华见

Hey love and hate is psychosomatic 嘿，爱与恨是心身

Your Rorsach shows that you're a peri pathetic 你Rorsach表明你是一个可怜的周边

It all started with a broken sibling 这一切都始于一个破碎的兄弟姐妹

In the words of the famous Rudyard Kipling 在著名的吉卜林的话

   

That the woman piaba and the man piaba 该名女子piaba ，该名男子piaba

And the Ton Ton call baka lemon grass, 和吨吨通话巴卡柠檬草，

The lily root, gully root, belly root uhmm, 百合根，沟壑根，根肚uhmm ，

And the famous grandy scratch scratch. 和著名的泓迪刮刮。

   

Well I traveled far and I traveled wide 嗯，我远涉重洋，我跑遍全

And I don't even have me self a bride 我什至不有我自我新娘

All the great men upon this earth 在这个地球上所有的伟人

Have confused me since my birth 因为我出生搞糊涂了

I've been over land and been over sea 我一直对土地和已经超过海

Trying to find answer 'bout the bird and bee 试图找到答案回合鸟和蜜蜂

But now that I am ninety three 但现在，我93

I don't give a darn you see 我不给你看混账

   

If the woman piaba and the man piaba 如果女方piaba ，该名男子piaba

And the Ton Ton call baka lemon grass, 和吨吨通话巴卡柠檬草，

The lily root, gully root, belly root uhmm, 百合根，沟壑根，根肚uhmm ，

And the famous grandy scratch scratch 和著名的泓迪刮刮