We got another pub anthem 我们得到了另一个酒吧国歌

This song right here, is about makin out with somebody 这首歌就在这里，大约是出不来了与别人

And never talkin to them again [laughter] 从不说话一遍（笑）

And basically, how jealousy is a weak emotion. 基本上，如何嫉妒是一种弱的情感。

And how it's ruining the world. (That's right) 以及它如何破坏这个世界。 （这是正确的）

Make out with the universe now 做出来的，现在宇宙

   

I wanna walk into a bar, find myself a girl 我想把走进一间酒吧，发现自己一个女孩

Introduce myself, tell her that I like her shoes 自我介绍一下，告诉她我喜欢她的鞋

Tell her she can buy her own drinks 告诉她，她可以买她自己的饮料

I pull her to a dark corner, kiss her and make her heart sink 我拉她到一个黑暗的角落，亲吻她，使她的心脏下沉

It's funny when the thugs with the tattoos think 这很有趣，当与纹身的打手认为

That I'm a nerdy ass first base classroom geek 我是一个书呆子的屁股一垒教室怪胎

They walk by me and they don't even speak (word) 他们走了我，他们甚至不说话（字）

Then they find their girlfriend propped up on the bathroom sink 然后，他们发现自己的女友撑起的浴室水槽

She's kissing me 她吻我

We feelin the rhythm of slow drums givin delicate kisses with little to no tongue 我们觉得难过缓慢的鼓点的节奏得到安宁细腻的吻几乎没有舌头

It's so fun 它是如此有趣

She happily will follow the mirage 她高兴地将遵循海市蜃楼

She's warm like a bottle of Shiraz (Goddamn) 她是温暖的像一瓶西拉（该死的）

There's something so especially unique about a girl that thinks her boyfriend's jealousy is weak 有这么认为，她的男朋友的嫉妒较弱东西，所以尤其是独特的一个女孩

So right before he punches me and breaks my nose 于是，他出拳了我，打破我的鼻子前右

I touch her whole entire body with the makeout rows 我摸着她的整个整个身体与makeout行

   

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Cause I'm a makeout bandit 因为我是个makeout匪

If you don't understand it 如果你不明白

Keep your little love thing away from me 让您的小爱的东西离我而去

Cause I'm a makeout bandit 因为我是个makeout匪

If you don't understand it 如果你不明白

Keep your one night stand away from me 保持你的一夜情离我而去

Cause I'm a makeout bandit 因为我是个makeout匪

If you don't understand it 如果你不明白

Keep your damn jealousy away from me 让你那该死的嫉妒离我而去

Cause I'm a makeout bandit 因为我是个makeout匪

If you don't understand it 如果你不明白

You should probably stay away from me 你应该远离我

   

She wants to walk into a bar, find herself a boy 她想走进一间酒吧，发现自己是男孩

Introduce herself, tell him that she likes his ink 介绍自己，告诉他，她喜欢他的墨

Tell him she can buy her own drinks 告诉他，她可以买她自己的饮料

Pull him to a dark corner, bite his neck and make his heart sink 拉他到一个黑暗的角落，咬住他的脖子，让他的心脏下沉

Play the harp strings in him, feel the sharp sting lightly 玩竖琴琴弦在他身上，感觉到尖锐的刺痛轻

She got a sweet burn like a Long Beach ice tea 她有一个甜美的烧伤像长滩冰红茶

He feels flattered, he feels like such a bachelor 他感到受宠若惊，他感觉像这样的单身汉

He asks for her name, but she says it doesn't matter 他问了她的名字，但她说没关系

Like "Listen up boy, you're not my boo you're not my king 如“听好了小子，你不是我的爱人，你是不是我王

Don't say another word you're gonna ruin everything 不要说一个字你会毁了一切

I'm just choosin every dream that I've had with my flavor" 我只是choosin ，我已经有我的味道“每一个梦想

She's a humanitarian, she's not a player (damn) 她是一个人道，她不是一个球员（该死的）

She doesn't drink til she can't comprehend 她不喝酒，直到她无法理解

Therefore she doesn't wake up next to random body skin 因此她不旁随机身体肌肤唤醒

And she'll keep every bobby pin, bracelet, and necklace 她会保持每个发夹，手链，项链

Tells him you will not regret this 告诉他你不会后悔的

   

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You gotta put away the jealousy and drama, let it go (let it go) 你得收起嫉妒和戏剧，就让它去（放手）

You gotta put away the guns in your rap songs, let 'em go (let 'em go) 你得收起了枪在你的说唱歌曲，让我们让他们去（让时间去）

You gotta swallow that weak-ass anger, let it go (let it go) 你必须吞下弱屁股愤怒，让它去（随它去吧）

You gotta stop takin life so serious and let it go 你得停止羚牛生活如此认真，让他走

(make out with the universe) （做出来的宇宙）

   

I wanna walk into a venue, find myself Bjork 我想走进会场，发现自己比约克

Introduce myself, tell her that I like her music 自我介绍一下，告诉她我喜欢她的音乐

Ask her if she'll purchase me a car 问她是否会买我的车

Take her outside then I'll kiss her underneath the bright stars 带她去外面，然后我会吻她明亮的星空下

From shiny Mission West back to Raytown High 从闪亮的西团回Raytown高

I had to serenade my baby with the K-town vibe 我不得不小夜曲我的宝宝用的K小镇氛围

I hit the switches on the tre pound five 我打的TRE英镑五个开关

And make Icelandic love on the playground slide 并在操场上滑冰岛的爱

Cause I'm the makeout guy 因为我的makeout人

   

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