Why try? I'm that guy 为什么要尝试？我是那家伙

Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" 霍尔顿从“麦田里的守望者”

Put away 'cause he wasn't all there 收起因为他不是都在那里

Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare 就像一个拼图，你可能比较

Me to him not a liver but wurst 我对他不是一个肝脏，但WURST

Been much better off as a still birth 去过好得多为死胎

Big let down unparalleled 大失望无比

Like the last episode of "Seinfeld" 像“宋飞正传”的最后一集

Or Jack Lemmon in "Glengarry Glen Ross" 还是杰克·莱蒙在“帽子幽谷罗斯”

Pepsi Challenge took it lost 百事挑战又把它丢

Just fizzed out with my wires crossed 只是fizzed与我的线交叉

Buttons pushed but never went off 按下按钮，但从来没有过

Like Martha I will self-destruct 像玛莎我会自毁

The name's Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck 这个名字的Dunnstock这不是倾卸汽车

Just cursed as fuck with no such luck 只是因为诅咒他妈的有没有这样的运气

My future plans include not much 我的未来计划包括不多

   

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 决不会是永远不会是绝不会绝不会是

Nothin' more than me 没什么比我多

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 决不会是永远不会是绝不会绝不会是

Nothin' more than me 没什么比我多

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 决不会是永远不会是绝不会绝不会是

Nothin' more than me 没什么比我多

Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be 总会有下会一直一直陪伴我会一直陪伴

Most likely to suck 最有可能吸

   

Wanna be a Ghostbuster 想成为馗嫁妹

First black President, owner of "Hustler" 第一位黑人总统， “皮条客”的老板

Got shot down like Larry Flynt 得到击落像拉里·弗林特

Felt like shit like a bowel movement 感觉就像狗屎一样排便

Have you seen my will to live? 你有没有看到我的求生意志？

Because I seem to have lost it 因为我似乎失去了它

Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome 爱情生活？没有，但妈妈觉得我帅

Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom 就出不来了，如果我持有一个皮条客赎金

Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey 感觉像吉米·斯图尔特没有人看到我的哈维

Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me 中毒性休克综合征变得比我更多的女孩

Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can 像小便一点点赫尔曼精胺“我能

See the future in the palm of my hand 看到未来在我的手掌

Psychic Friends, Network loser 通灵的朋友，网络的输家

Large phone bill in my very near future 我不久的将来大的手机话费

Dealt nothing and bluffing hard 处理什么，很难唬人

Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards 打扑克有一个小丑和一些UNO纸牌

   

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 决不会是永远不会是绝不会绝不会是

Nothin' more than me 没什么比我多

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 决不会是永远不会是绝不会绝不会是

Nothin' more than me 没什么比我多

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 决不会是永远不会是绝不会绝不会是

Nothin' more than me 没什么比我多

Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be 总会有下会一直一直陪伴我会一直陪伴

Most likely to suck 最有可能吸

   

Most likely to suck 最有可能吸

Most likely to suck 最有可能吸

Most likely to suck 最有可能吸

Most likely to suck 最有可能吸

Most likely to suck. 最容易吸吮。