[Kyle XY:] Well Hello and welcome to the underground... [凯尔XY ： ]好大家好，欢迎来到地下...

   

[All:] SSSHHHHH! [全部： ] SSSHHHHH ！

   

[Kyle XY:] Sorry, Sorry. Hello and welcome to the underground, this is Darth Kyle, my new name is Kyle XY because that's the program I miss most, in this brand new zombie apocalypse. [凯尔XY ： ]对不起，对不起。您好，欢迎到地下，这是达斯·凯尔，我的新名字叫凯尔XY ，因为这是节目，我最怀念的，在这个全新的僵尸启示。

   

[All:] May the Force be with you. [全部： ]愿原力与你同在。

   

[Kyle XY:] We've been living 3 months basically on our wits, we're running out of food, we've begun to hunt but animals have become scarce. It may be time to move to the forbidden lands. [凯尔XY ： ]我们一直生活3个月基本上在我们的智慧，我们跑出来的菜，我们已经开始打猎，但动物已经成为稀缺。它可能是时间移动到禁止土地。

   

[All:] May the force be with you. [全部： ]愿原力与你同在。

   

[Kyle XY:] We're gonna go around in a circle and just say our name and say how the zombie apocalypse has affected us and what summer movie we are looking forward to the most. [凯尔XY ：]我们转了一圈要去去走一走，只是说我们的名字，并说，僵尸启示如何影响我们，我们正在寻找暑期电影期待之最。

   

[All:] May the force be with you. [全部： ]愿原力与你同在。

   

[1st Mimsy:] Hey, um, I was uh, formerly "IG89", and then I was "Sawyer's Gun Stash" and now I am "The First Mimsy." And... (May the force be with you, SSSHHHH, OK, Go ahead) Ok, it's been rough, I've got to admit it's been pretty hard. My Mother, god rest her soul, was eaten by zombies. My brother was eaten by zombies. My father was eaten by zombies, they're still living at the house and I have not been able to get my Legend of the Overfiend DVDs out of my room. Now, I ordered that on Amazon and it cost me $175, I haven't been able to masturbate to it and its been something I've been wanting to masturbate to since I was 16 and I first saw it, I'm pissed. [第一Mimsy ： ]“ ，第一Mimsy ”嘿，呃，我是呵，原名“ IG89 ” ，后来才知道是“索耶的枪藏匿” ，现在我和... （愿原力与你同在， SSSHHHH ，好吧，来吧）好了，它一直坎坷，我必须承认它已经相当困难。我的母亲，上帝保佑她的灵魂，被吃掉了僵尸。我哥哥被吃掉僵尸。我的父亲吃了僵尸，他们还住在家里，我一直没能得到我的传说Overfiend DVD的走出我的房间。现在，我下令对亚马逊和它花了我175美元我一直没能手淫到它和它一直是我一直想手淫，因为我是16 ，我第一次看到它，我很生气。

   

[All:] May the force be with you. [全部： ]愿原力与你同在。

   

[MC Chris:] Thats tough. [MC克里斯：]这就是强硬。

   

[Resident Stevil:] Wait, Legend of the Overfiend? [居民Stevil ： ]等待，传说中的Overfiend的？

   

[1st Mimsy:] Legend of the Overfiend. [第一Mimsy ： ]传说中的Overfiend的。

   

[Resident Stevil:] Just get La Blue Girl, La Blue Girl's better. [居民Stevil ： ]刚拿到拉蓝妹，拉蓝妹的好。

   

[1st Mimsy:] I don't care, I'd rather wath the thing that I ordered. [第一Mimsy ： ]我不在乎，我宁愿wath我订购的东西。

   

[All:] May the force be with you. [全部： ]愿原力与你同在。

   

[Mr Shark:] I am Jimmie, airquotes, "the Zombie" Stewart. My new name is "Mr Shark." (May the force be with you, May the the force be with me) [鲨鱼先生： ]我是吉米， airquotes ， “僵尸”斯图尔特。我的新名字是“鲨鱼先生”。 （愿原力与你同在，愿原力与我）

   

[Kyle XY:] SSSHHH, You seriously have to lower your voice, we're gonna die if they hear you. [凯尔XY ： ] SSSHHH ，你真的要降低你的声音，如果他们听到你我们会死。

   

[MR Shark:] I don't... stipulate, I'm stipulating I want to call this the alleged zombie apocalypse. I still don't think that zombies exist. Ah, it's impossible, it's against the laws of all logic and science (argument breaks out in a whisper, 'we see them everyday') You see zombies like you see the 2 women looking at each other, whereas it's really just a picture of a vase, and no zombies. (I know what your talking about) And I'm looking forward to the new Indiana Jones movie to verify my latest correct theory that the crystal skull of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull was in fact, the skull of Jar Jar Binks, the Gungan from the movie Battlestar Galactica. (May the force be with you, argument breaks out 'that was Phantom Menace') [MR鲨鱼： ]我不......规定，我规定我想称之为所谓的僵尸启示。我仍然不认为僵尸存在。嗯，这是不可能的，这是对所有的逻辑和科学的规律（参数爆发在耳语， “我们看到他们每天）你看僵尸就像你看到2名妇女看着对方，而它真的只是一个图片一个花瓶，没有僵尸。 （我知道你说什么），我期待着新的印第安纳琼斯电影，以验证我最近的正确的理论，印第安纳琼斯和水晶头骨的水晶头骨实际上，瓶瓶的宾克斯的冈根骷髅从电影太空堡垒卡拉狄加。 （愿原力与你同在，争论爆发出“这是幽灵的威胁” ）

   

[Resident Stevil:] I'm formerly Jackie the Hut, and Roland of Cilliad (May the Force be with you). My new nickname is "Resident Stevil." (May the force be with you) I think this has been hard on all of us, the hardest thing was going back to my home to try to get supplies and finding my goddamn lying, cheating wife and her fuck buddy, and they were both zombies, but they were still fucking wailing on each other, they were just 69ing, in my bed, my 1,600 dollar...(thats an expensive bed) sleep piece. (Tempurpedic?) Tempurpedic, nice bed. Fucking whore, fucking zombie shit juice all over, fucking disgusting. I got to really tear them apart with the lawn mower. (May the Force be with you, alleged zombie, alleged zombie, yes) And I'm really looking forward to the Mummy 3, even though I thought the first 2 movies and Scorpion King were both the fucking worst movies I've ever seen in my life. [居民Stevil ： ]我以前成龙的小屋， Cilliad罗兰（愿原力与你同在） 。我的新绰号是“生化Stevil 。 ” （愿原力与你同在）我觉得这已经很难对我们所有人来说，最难的是要回我的家，试图让供应，并找到我那该死的说谎，欺骗妻子，她他妈的哥们，两个人又僵尸，但他们仍然他妈的嗷对方，他们只是69ing ，在我的床上，我的1600元... （这就是一个昂贵的床）睡一块。 （ Tempurpedic ？ ） Tempurpedic ，舒适的床上。他妈的婊子，他妈的狗屎僵尸果汁全部结束，他妈的恶心。我得到了真正撕裂他们分开的割草机。 （愿原力与你同在，所谓的僵尸，僵尸被指控，是），我真的很期待木乃伊3 ，即使我想到的第一个2电影和蝎子王都是在他妈的我见过的最糟糕的电影在我的生命。

   

[Darth of the Dead:] You guys might know me as "Darth Chh Chha Dootico" or "Darth Chh Chaa Gracie." Now I'm known as "Darth of the Dead." (May the force be with you, SSSHHHH!) The apocalypse has been very hard on me, I spent the first 3 weeks of the apocalypse by myself trapped inside of a shopping mall, specifically the back room of a Spencer's Gifts. All I was able to subsist on was edible underwear but I did find out, if you guys ever heard of, zombies do not like fart spray, it wards them off. (thoughtful murmurs) I have to say that I'm very excited about the Dark Knight movie. I'm hoping that if any good comes out of this zombie apocalypse, hopefully Heath Ledger might rise from his grave and reprise his role as the Joker in future Batman movies. (Too soon!) Too Soon? May the force be with you. [死亡之达斯： ]你们可能知道我是“达斯· CHH CHHA Dootico ”或“达斯· CHH Chaa格雷西。 ”现在我被称为“死亡之达斯。 ” （愿原力与你同在， SSSHHHH ！ ）启示录已经很辛苦了我，我用了第3周天启独自被困的购物商场内，一个斯宾塞的礼物特别是后排空间。所有我能够生存的是可食用内裤，但我没搞清楚，如果你们没有听说过的，僵尸不喜欢屁喷雾，它还能赶走。 （周到的杂音），我必须说，我非常兴奋，黑暗骑士的电影。我希望，如果有良好的出来这个僵尸启示的，希望希斯·莱杰可能上升，从他的坟墓，并出演未来蝙蝠侠电影的他作为小丑的角色。 （太快了！ ）太快？愿原力与你同在。

   

[When in Romero:] My name was "Greedo 1977," and then it was "Basement Safe," and now its "When in Romero." (May the force be with you.. can you lower your voice, lower your voice they'll kill us!) I was very... [当罗梅罗： ]我的名字是“ Greedo 1977年， ”然后是“地下室安全”，而现在它的“当罗梅罗。 ” （愿原力与你同在..你可以降低你的声音，请降低你的声音，他们会杀了我们！ ）我是很...

   

[MC Chris:] Hey I hear you guys up there! [MC克里斯： ]嘿，我听说你们那里！

   

(SSSSHHHHH!) （ SSSSHHHHH ！ ）

   

[MC Chris:] Hey, hey you guys! [MC克里斯： ]嘿，嘿你们！

   

(whispering, Chris? MC Chris? He looks like a zombie! A zombie!) （耳语，克里斯？ MC克里斯？他看起来像一个僵尸！僵尸！ ）

   

[MC Chris:] Throw down a rope ladder, let me climb up there, I wanna eat your brains! [MC克里斯： ]丢下绳梯，让我爬上去，我想吃掉你的大脑！

   

('You got blood coming out of your eyes!' 'you want to eat our brains?' 'Yeah! Please!' 'then no, why would we let you do that?', 'that's ridiculous', 'thats a really fucked thing to ask us to do') （ “你有血出来的你的眼睛！ ”“你要吃我们的大脑？ ”“是啊！求你了！ ”，则没有，为什么我们让你做的？ “，”这太可笑了“，”那是一个真正的性交的事情来要求我们做 ）

   

[MC Chris:] Guys, just throw down the rope ladder, let me come on up there, sounds like your having fun. [MC克里斯： ]大家好，只是丢下了绳梯，让我来吧那里，听起来有乐趣的。

   

(murmuring 'abso- no way, its ridiculous you even ask us to do it, why would we even do that, it makes no sense') （淙淙“ abso-没办法，它的荒谬，你甚至要求我们这样做，为什么我们甚至做到这一点，这没有任何意义” ）

   

[MC Chris:] Just let me have some of your sodas, some of your beans. Oh and I wanna eat your head, I can't... [MC克里斯： ]让我有一些你的苏打水，你的一些豆类。哦，我想吃掉你的脑袋，我不能...

   

(Oh, now there you go, now we're not gonna let you up) （呵呵，现在你走了，现在我们不会让你上）

   

[MC Chris:] I don't know, pretense, I'm no good with it. I just wanna get up there. [MC克里斯： ]我不知道，假装，我没有什么好它。我只是想上去看看。

   

(We were close to letting you up but we're not letting you up cuz you're gonna eat our brains.) （我们很接近，让你了，但我们不会让您因为你要去吃掉我们的大脑。 ）

(Look, What do you think Ironman is gonna be like, you think its gonna be ok? discussion breaks out) （你看，你觉得铁人三项是要去像，你认为它会没事？讨论爆发）

   

[MC Chris:] Well, I'm pretty excited about it because Samuel L. Jackson is gonna play Nick Fury in both Incredible Hulk and the Ironman movie which kind of opens up a, just a pandoras box of what could be in the Marvel universe. [MC克里斯： ]嗯，我很兴奋，因为塞缪尔·杰克逊是要去发挥尼克愤怒在这两个不可思议的绿巨人和铁人电影哪一种开辟了中，这可能是在奇迹只是一个潘多拉魔盒宇宙。

   

(You know what forget this, ok, this isn't even worth having a conversation about, I got some Salvia, lets smoke up some Salvia gang. Smoking sounds, 'whhooa! You don't even know!) （你知道什么忘记了这一点，没关系，这是不值得有一个约的谈话，我得到了一些丹参，让抽烟了一些丹参团伙。禁烟的声音， “ whhooa ！你甚至不知道！ ）