[Luigi Sexbang:] [路易吉Sexbang ： ]

Princess Peach, won't you listen to my speech 桃子公主，你不听我的演讲

I don't have any stars of invincibility 我没有无敌的任何恒星

But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me 但你是最亮的星在天空今晚对我来说

I'm your Luigi 我是你的路易吉

   

[Marioraptor:] [ Marioraptor ： ]

What up, bitch?! I got a 1UP, bitch! 了一下，婊子？我有一个1UP ，婊子！

What's inside that Question Block? It's my dick! 里面有什么的问题块？这是我的家伙！

It's-a-me a-Mario I'm more Italian than pastrami Its -A-我，马里奥我比熏更多的意大利

I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami 我会牵着你的桃子，给你热香肠

I saved you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky 我救了你的龙和邪恶的嘘声是怪异

Must I be a raccoon to get inside your Tanuki? 我一定是一只浣熊，让您的狸里面？

I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen 我会安装你喜欢耀西，并告诉你，你从来没有见过的东西

My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean 我的蘑菇是巨型现在，如果你知道我是什么意思

So suck it! 所以吸吧！

   

[Luigi:] [路易吉： ]

Mario, you always do this shit 马里奥，你总是做这个狗屎

I like a girl and you ruin it 我喜欢一个女孩，你毁了它

By yelling stuff about your dick 通过叫喊的东西你鸡巴

Until they go away 直到他们消失

   

[Peach Bloom:] [桃花绽放： ]

Hey, Luigi, it's okay 嘿，路易吉，没关系

That Mario's a bit risqué 马里奥是一个有点有伤风化

Just tell me what you need to say 只要告诉我你需要说

Please don't be afraid! 请不要害怕！

   

[Luigi:] [路易吉： ]

Oh, Princess! 哦，公主！

It means so much for me to hear you say that. 这意味着这么多，我听到你说。

The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that- GOD DAMN IT 我曾经想告诉你的唯一的事情就是觉得─他妈的

   

[Mario:] [马里奥： ]

I'm here to pleasure that ass! 我在这里很高兴的屁股！

I'd like to go first, Princess, but I always come last 我想先回去，公主，但我总是最后一个

And you say we'll get together but I'm jackin' off alone 你说我们会在一起，但我辉影单“关闭

Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones! 库巴Troopa骷髅不是唯一的枯骨！

I am tired of your run-around it's such a fuckin' hassle 我厌倦了你的运行围绕它的这种该死的麻烦

I go through shit and then you're in another fuckin' castle 我经过狗屎，然后你在另外一个该死的城堡

You gotta think about it? Well I don't believe the hype 你得考虑一下吗？好吧，我不相信炒作

You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe! 你有很多的时间，当你在我的经管道吸想！

   

[Peach:] [桃： ]

Oh Em Gee! 哦EM啧啧！

I can't decide on which of you should be the guy 我不能决定哪个你应该是这个家伙

To take me on a moustache ride that'll redefine my life 带我胡子骑了会重新定义了我的生活

   

[Luigi + Peach:] [路易吉+桃： ]

I'm ready to give love a shot 我准备给爱一个镜头

It's not about how many coins you got 这不是你有多少金币了

I just know I like you a lot 我只知道我喜欢你

   

[Mario:] [马里奥： ]

Yo sluts! Check out my yacht! 哟荡妇！看看我的游艇！

   

[Luigi:] [路易吉： ]

Ugh! 唉！

   

[Luigi:] [路易吉： ]

Let me take you on a magic kart ride 让我带你上一个神奇的骑卡丁车

[Mario:] [马里奥： ]

I'll bust all yo' balloons when I smack your backside 我将所有的胸围溜溜的气球，当我揍你屁股

[Luigi:] [路易吉： ]

We'll have some fun, I'll bring my friends along 我们有一些乐趣，我会带我的朋友一起

[Mario:] [马里奥： ]

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong 我会踢的金刚就在他konkey洞

   

[Mario:] [马里奥： ]

Come on, Peach! It's time to make your choice! 来吧，桃！现在是时候让你的选择！

I'm the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice 我是唯一的水暖工，可以使你的胸部感到高兴

Green lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me 绿瘦长的屁股哥哥是不是得了狗屎在我身上

It's time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea (nis!) 现在是时候要活出我们的豌豆公主的故事（NIS ！ ）

   

[Mario:] [马里奥： ]

So! Who's it gonna be, Princess? 原来如此！谁是它会是公主？

   

[Peach:] [桃： ]

I choose... Toad! 我选择...蟾蜍！

   

[Mario + Luigi:] [马里奥+路易吉： ]

TOAD?! 蟾蜍？

   

[Peach:] [桃： ]

Well his whole body's shaped like a dick. 以及他的整个身体的形状像一个家伙。

   

[Mario:] [马里奥： ]

Ohhhh, mhm, yeah, definitely. 天上， MHM ，是的，绝对。

[Luigi:] [路易吉： ]

Oh, yeah, okay, mushrooms look like dicks, yeah-huh. 哦，是啊，没关系，蘑菇看起来像迪克斯，是啊，呵呵。