Here is a verse unlike any verse 这是一首诗不像诗的任何

To a song that you've never heard 为了你从来没有听说过的一首歌

It deals with the subject that I and the authors agree 它涉及我和作者同意的主题

Is at best absurd 充其量是荒谬的

Love is a bore 爱是一孔

Love is a ball game without a score 爱是一场球赛没有评分

Love is a sail boat without a sail 爱情是一个帆船没有起航

The lock on the candy store 在糖果店的锁

Asparagus without the hollandaise 芦笋没有蛋黄

Plus all the petty laughs 加上所有的小笑

In Tennesse Williams' plays 在田纳西州威廉斯的戏剧

I used to love it but now it's a drag 我以前很喜欢它，但现在它是一个拖累

Love is a flag pole without a flag 爱情是没有国旗的旗杆

Love is the mailman without the mail 爱是没有邮件的邮递员

A comic without a gag 没有插科打诨一本漫画

A soap-opera plot and lots lots more 肥皂歌剧的情节和大量其它更多

But mainly I mean love is a bore 但主要是我说爱情是一孔

   

It's I'll-call-you-tomorrow 这是Ill -呼叫你，明天

It's a phone that never rings 这是一个手机，从来没有戒指

It's a sack full of sorrow 这是一个充满了悲伤袋

Or a ride on angel's wings 或乘坐天使的翅膀

So just remember the next time you soar 所以只要记住，下一次你翱翔

Love is an exit without a door 爱情是没有门的出口

But if you're in love you'll ignore 但如果你在恋爱，你会忽略

All the things that I've said here before 所有的事情，我在这里说过

   

And you'll pray that your love 而且你会祈求你的爱

Whatever he does 不管他做什么

Will come back and be 会回来，并

The bore that he was 他是孔

Before! 之前！