It's better to lose on love 这是更好地失去爱情

Than love a loser like me 比爱情像我这样的失败者

   

Deliver pizzas in my mom's car 提供在妈妈车比萨饼

I moonlight DJ at the booby bar í月光的DJ在酒吧诱杀

I play a mean air guitar 我玩的是平均空气吉他

Pantera karaoke superstar 潘多拉卡拉OK巨星

   

I met my girlfriend on the Internet 我认识了我的女朋友在互联网上

She's a model, drives a red Corvette 她是一个模式，推动红色克尔维特

I haven't seen her in person yet 我没见过她的人还

But she sends me dirty picture texts 但是她给我发脏的图片文字

   

It's a crazy world 这是一个疯狂的世界

And I can't believe my luck 我不能相信我的运气

I'm like a blind squirrel 我就像一个盲人松鼠

That somehow finds a nut 不知怎的，发现一个螺母

They say, easy come is easy go 他们说，易来易去

And the best things in life are free 而在生活中最好的东西都是免费的

I hope she can't see… 我希望她看不到...

That it's better to lose on love 这是更好地失去爱情

Than love a loser like me 比爱情像我这样的失败者

   

She's half-Italian and she's half-Chinese 她半意，她是一半中国血统

We're needing money at the Chuck E. Cheese 我们需要在查克E.奶酪钱

Fifty tokens for some skee ball, please 五十令牌一些skee球，请

I'm raining tickets on them double D's 我在下雨的门票对他们的双D的

   

A little pizza and a moonlight swim 一个小比萨饼和月光游泳

We're skinny dippin' on a lovers whim 我们很骨感迪“在情人突发奇想

I'm not the kind of guy to bag a ten 我不是那种人，以袋10

I can't believe I get to meet the twins 我简直不敢相信我能见到这对双胞胎

   

It's a crazy world 这是一个疯狂的世界

And I can't believe my luck 我不能相信我的运气

I'm like a blind squirrel 我就像一个盲人松鼠

That somehow found a nut 不知怎的，发现了一个螺母

They say, easy come is easy go 他们说，易来易去

And the best things in life are free 而在生活中最好的东西都是免费的

I hope she can't see… 我希望她看不到...

That it's better to lose on love 这是更好地失去爱情

Than love a loser like me 比爱情像我这样的失败者

Yea, it's better to lose on love 是啊，这是更好地失去爱情

Than love a loser like me 比爱情像我这样的失败者

   

It's getting hot and heavy, I can tell 这是越来越热又重，我可以告诉

I took her straight to the motel 我拉着她直奔汽车旅馆

And put my mullet in a ponytail 并把我的乌鱼的马尾辫

   

It's a crazy world 这是一个疯狂的世界

And I can't believe my luck 我不能相信我的运气

I'm like a blind squirrel 我就像一个盲人松鼠

That somehow found a nut 不知怎的，发现了一个螺母

They say, easy come is easy go 他们说，易来易去

And the best things in life are free 而在生活中最好的东西都是免费的

I hope she can't see… 我希望她看不到...

That it's better to lose on love 这是更好地失去爱情

Than love a loser like me 比爱情像我这样的失败者

Yea, it's better to lose on love 是啊，这是更好地失去爱情

Than love a loser like… 比爱情像个失败者......

   

She loves a loser like me 她喜欢一个失败者和我一样