Hey, little asshole! 嘿嘿，小混蛋！

I thought I told you to stay out of my room? 我想我告诉你呆在我的房间？

   

My daddy used to call me little asshole, 我的爸爸习惯叫我小混蛋，

when he got home from work every night 当他回到家，每天晚上工作

That's because I used to break everything he owned, 那是因为我曾经打破他所拥有的一切，

everything that he thought was nice 一切，他认为是好的

At 65, he's getting old, daddy's getting a little slow 在65岁，他的年纪大了，爸爸开始有点慢

Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns, tonight 现在，我要打破一切他所拥有，今晚

   

It all started back in '77, 这一切都始于早在77 ，

when god sent this angel down from heaven 上帝让这个天使从天上降下来

You hoped I'd become the king of my class, 你希望我会成为我班的王，

but I turned out to be a royal pain in the ass 但我竟然是在屁股皇家疼痛

You decided to call me Mitch, well, paybacks are a bitch 你决定打电话给我米奇，好了，回报周期是婊子

And I guess I'm just the punishment for your past 我想我只是在惩罚你的过去

   

My daddy used to call me little asshole, 我的爸爸习惯叫我小混蛋，

(Little asshole!) （小混蛋！ ）

when he got home from work every night 当他回到家，每天晚上工作

That's because I used to break everything he owned, 那是因为我曾经打破他所拥有的一切，

everything that he thought was nice 一切，他认为是好的

Well, 65 is getting old, daddy's getting a little slow 好了， 65是年纪大了，爸爸的开始有点慢

Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns, tonight 现在，我要打破一切他所拥有，今晚

   

You decided to send me off to Shepherd Pratt*, 你决定送我到过牧羊人普拉特*

where they said "Sir, we'll take care of your little brat" 他们说： “先生，我们将您的小鬼照顾”

First, they diagnosed me with hyperactivity, 首先，他们确诊我有多动症，

then they said I had A B C D E F'in' G 然后他们说我有A B C D E Fin “G

Said I'd be a problem child, always just a little wild 说我有问题的孩子，永远只是一点点野性

Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree 那么，苹果不会从树上掉下远

   

My daddy used to call me little asshole, 我的爸爸习惯叫我小混蛋，

(Little asshole!) （小混蛋！ ）

when he got home from work every night 当他回到家，每天晚上工作

That's because I used to break everything he owned, 那是因为我曾经打破他所拥有的一切，

everything that he thought was nice 一切，他认为是好的

Well, 65 is getting old, daddy's getting a little slow 好了， 65是年纪大了，爸爸的开始有点慢

Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns, tonight 现在，我要打破一切他所拥有，今晚

   

I can hear him say... 我能听到他说...

"Hey, little asshole! “喂，小混蛋！

I thought I told you to stay out of my room?" 我想我告诉你呆在我的房间？ “

   

Daddy thought he wasted all his money, 爸爸认为他浪费了他所有的钱，

sending me off to the university 送我离开了大学

But he didn't realize my long-term scheme, 不过，他并没有意识到我的长期计划，

only 5-and-1-half years to get my degree 只有5年和1年半拿到我的学位

When I got home, I'd never guess, 当我回到家，我从来没有想，

daddy had a new address 爸爸有一个新的地址

and the note said there was no room there for me! 和记说，有我无房有！

   

My daddy used to call me little asshole, 我的爸爸习惯叫我小混蛋，

(You little asshole!) （你这个小混蛋！ ）

when he got home from work every night 当他回到家，每天晚上工作

(What the hell did you do now?) （到底你现在做什么？ ）

That's because I used to break everything he owned, 那是因为我曾经打破他所拥有的一切，

everything that he thought was nice 一切，他认为是好的

Well, 65 is getting old, daddy's getting a little slow 好了， 65是年纪大了，爸爸的开始有点慢

I think it's time for me to go, the basement's getting mighty cold, 我想是时候让我去，地下室的越来越强大的寒冷，

but not before I break everything else tonight 但在此之前我打破今晚一切

   

I can hear him say 我能听到他说

"Hey, little asshole! “喂，小混蛋！

I thought I told you to stay out of my room? 我想我告诉你呆在我的房间？

Hey, little asshole! 嘿嘿，小混蛋！

I thought I told you to stay out of my room?" 我想我告诉你呆在我的房间？ “