I have to stop listening to my penis 我必须停下来听我的阴茎

Listening to my penis 听着我的阴茎

I swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis 我发誓我会是个天才，如果我停下来听我的阴茎

   

I should be studying and working hard 我应该是学习和努力工作

My future depends on this, this is bizarre 我的未来取决于这一点，这是奇怪的

Why am I standing in this noisy club 为什么我站在这个喧闹的俱乐部

Where people are "Hey, what the fuck" 那里的人都是“喂，什么他妈的”

This doesn't make sense, I hate this place 这是没有意义的，我讨厌这个地方

12 dollar drinks and a shitty DJ 12美元的饮料和一个低劣的DJ

   

Obnoxious douchebags and easy girls 厌恶douchebags方便女生

Oh yeah, that's why I'm here, the easy girls 哦，是的，这就是为什么我在这里，简单的女孩

I can't believe that it has come to this 我不能相信，它已经到了这

Doing all this just to cum is ridiculous 做这一切只是为了暨简直是天方夜谭

   

I know I sound sexist, but I'm a feminist 我知道我的声音性别歧视，但我是一个女权主义者

But the problem is my dick is an idiot 但问题是，我的鸡巴是白痴

When it comes to arguments, he always wins 当涉及到的参数，他总是赢

Rationality can not compete with orgasms 理性不能与性高潮竞争

   

I lost my train of thought, this girl's so hot 我失去了我的思路，这个女孩这么热

Oh here I go again, I have to stop 哦，我又来了，我必须停止

   

Listening to my penis 听着我的阴茎

Listening to my penis 听着我的阴茎

I swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis 我发誓我会是个天才，如果我停下来听我的阴茎

   

I hate this girl, why am I talking to her? 我讨厌这个女孩，我为什么要和她说话？

She's a horrible person but my mind's a blur 她是一个可怕的人，但我的脑海里一片模糊

'Cause she's wearing a skirt and a push-up bra 因为她穿裙子和上托文胸

God damn her in that push-up bra 他妈的她在上托文胸

   

My mind keeps telling me to walk away 我的脑海里不断告诉我走开

"Jon, just go home and masturbate “乔恩，刚回家手淫

Don't waste your money and your time 不要浪费你的钱和你的时间

With this really dissing girl 有了这个真的很瞧不起女生

That you don't even like" 你甚至不喜欢“

But my dick is like "Hey! I'm here to stay! 但是，我的鸡巴像“嘿！我在这里留下来！

You're gonna do everything that I say! First get her drunk 你该怎么办，我说的一切！首先让她喝醉了

It will be easier. And if she wants to dance 它会更容易。如果她想跳舞

Then fucking dance with her" 然后他妈的舞与她的“

   

But I hate this music and I hate dancing 但我讨厌这种音乐，我讨厌跳舞

And there's no way I can afford all these drinks 而且也没有办法，我能买得起所有这些饮料

"Hey! Do what you have to do to get me inside! “嘿！做你必须做的让我进去！

You know very well you won't win this fight" 你很清楚，你就不会赢得这场战斗“

   

So five minutes later I'm on the dance floor 因此，五分钟后，我在舞池

Dancing to Kesha and I hate that hoe 跳舞克莎，我恨锄头

And I hate myself and I hate my cock 我恨我自己，我恨我的公鸡

It's hard as a rock and I have to stop 这是一个坚硬的岩石，我不得不停止

   

Listening to my penis 听着我的阴茎

Listening to my penis 听着我的阴茎

I swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis 我发誓我会是个天才，如果我停下来听我的阴茎

   

Stumble out of the bar, it's 2 in the morning 蹒跚走出酒吧，这是凌晨2时

Dead on the inside but still horny 死在里面，但仍角质

So I try to get this girl back to her place 所以，我试图让这个女孩回到原来的地方

But she says she's hungry so I have to wait 但她说，她是饿了，所以我必须等待

   

Now I'm in a diner, it's almost 3 现在我在一家小餐馆里，它几乎3

She's talking about her captive reality tv 她谈到她的俘虏真人秀

I really should just go home and go to sleep 我真的应该只是回家睡觉

But the goddamn cleavage is staring right at me 但该死的裂解我盯着权

And I just wanna spend a little time in there 我只是想花一点时间在那里

Which reminds me of a flow by Voltaire 这让我想起流伏尔泰的我

Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung 什么太傻被讲唱

And I have been singing a lot since I have begun 而我一直在唱了很多，因为我已经开始

   

Listening to my penis 听着我的阴茎

Listening to my penis 听着我的阴茎

I swear I would be a genius ff I stopped listening to my penis 我发誓我会是个天才FF我停下来听我的阴茎

   

So I'm back at her place 4 AM, finally play time begins 所以，我回来了，在她的地方，凌晨四点，终于玩的时候开始

All my hard work is about to pay off 我所有的努力即将得到回报

But all of a sudden there is a knock on her door 但是突然出现在她的敲门声

She starts to freak out 她开始发飙了

She tells me she thought her boyfriend was out of town 她告诉我，她以为她的男朋友是出城

   

He kicks the door down, I jump out the window 他踢了门了，我从窗口跳出去

I didn't even have the time to grab my clothes 我什至没有要抢我的衣服的时候

So I'm running like a motherfucker down the street 所以我像一个娘在街上跑

Fully erect and still horny 完全勃起，仍然角质

   

I finally give in, this has to stop 我终于屈服了，这必须停止

So I hide in some bushes and I start to jerk off 所以，我躲在灌木丛，我开始挺举关闭

I'm almost done when I see flashing lights 当我看到闪烁的灯光，我几乎已经完成

A squad car appears right out of the night 警车右侧会显示出夜

   

I try to run and that's when I cum 我尝试运行，当我暨那

Surrounded by cops at the break of dawn 由警察在破晓时分包围

See, this is what happens when you listen to your dick 看，这就是当你听你的家伙会发生什么

You become an irrational insane prick 你成为一个非理性的疯狂刺

   

Now I'm sitting the cell, ashamed and naked 现在，我坐在小区，惭愧和裸体

How the fuck am I gonna explain this to my wife and kid? 如何他妈的我该怎么解释这对我的妻子和孩子吗？

   

Listening to my penis 听着我的阴茎

Listening to my penis 听着我的阴茎

I swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis 我发誓我会是个天才，如果我停下来听我的阴茎