Here's a story about a boy named Jerry: 这里有一个关于一个名叫杰里男孩的故事：

Got slaughtered then got real leery. 得到了再宰了真正的猜疑。

In the pub he acted absurd 在酒吧里，他行事荒唐

Then came home to a boxer's bird. 然后回到家中，一个拳击手的鸟。

So he got knocked out, 于是，他被淘汰了，

Faced swelled up like a rainbow trout. 面对肿了起来像一个虹鳟鱼。

His girl found out the truth, 他的女孩发现了真相，

But he couldn't explain 'cause he'd lost a tooth! 但他无法解释，因为他已经失去了一颗牙！

   

Here's a story about a chap named Garf: 这里有一个关于一个名叫GARF第一章的故事：

Drank four pints in a hour 'n' a half. 喝了4品脱的小时N半。

Though the night had just begun 虽然晚上才刚刚开始

Because his local pub's open 'till one. 因为他在当地的酒吧的开放“ ，直到1 。

The next morning out in the country, 第二天早上，在该国，

Hung over and on a hunt he 笼罩和狩猎，他

Was still drunk and he pissed himself; 还是喝醉了，他生气自己;

Fell off his horse and shot himself! 摔下马而开枪自杀！

   

Our liquid lives! [x7] 我们的液体生命！ [ X7 ]

This is how we all survive! 这是我们都活下来！

   

Drink, drink! 喝，喝！

Smoke, smoke! 抽烟， ！

Fuck, fuck! 他妈的，他妈的！

Fight, fight! 战斗，战斗！

[x2] [X2]

   

Drink! Smoke! Fuck! Fight! 喝！吸烟！他妈的！战斗！

Drink! Smoke! Fuck! Fight! 喝！吸烟！他妈的！战斗！

Drink! Smoke! Fuck! Fight! 喝！吸烟！他妈的！战斗！

Drink! Smoke! Fuck! Fight! 喝！吸烟！他妈的！战斗！

   

Spinning! My head is spinning, 那种感觉吧！我的头在旋转，

Up, around, around and 起来，前后，左右和

Down to the pub, up to the club! 下到酒吧，到俱乐部！

My stomach's turning, 我的胃的转折点，

Oh, my body's burning. 哦，我的身体的燃烧。

Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive 我们的生命的液体，这是大家都如何生存

   

Drink, drink! 喝，喝！

Smoke, smoke! 抽烟， ！

Fuck, fuck! 他妈的，他妈的！

Fight, fight! 战斗，战斗！

[x3] [ X3 ]

   

Drink, drink! 喝，喝！

Smoke, smoke! 抽烟， ！

Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive 我们的生命的液体，这是大家都如何生存

   

Drink, drink! 喝，喝！

Smoke, smoke! 抽烟， ！

Fuck, fuck! 他妈的，他妈的！

Fight, fight! 战斗，战斗！

[x2] [X2]