Submitted for your inspection 提交你的检查

The evolutionary erection 进化勃起

Of primitive man 的原始人

But before we explore the question of his sense of style 但在此之前，我们探讨了他的时尚感问题

We must point out his predilection 我们必须指出，他偏爱

To cover his glands 为了掩盖他的腺体

   

Brothers, we've been led to believe 兄弟们，我们被引导相信

That between adam and eve 亚当和夏娃之间

There was nothing to hide 有没有什么要隐瞒

Were it not for eve's primal haste 如果不是因为夏娃的原始急速

Or a leaf strategically placed 或叶战略地位

Who knows what she'd decide 谁知道她会决定

Eve and some guy named clyde 除夕和一些家伙叫克莱德

   

That's why life is a drag 这就是为什么生活是一拖

Life is just a pose in a rag 生命是一个破布只是一个姿态

You can play the part of 你可以玩的一部分

Pusher or pastor 推或牧师

Of harlot or hag 妓女或女巫的

Life is just a dressing game 人生就是一个修整的游戏

Life is a drag 生活是一拖

   

The argument can be rendered 该参数可以呈现

All bodies are forcibly gendered 所有机构都强行性别

By how they are wrapped 由它们是如何包装

And though popular opinion holds this 尽管流行的观点认为这

Makes us civilized 让我们文明

So much deference is attended 这么多的尊重是出席

By what's in one's lap 凭什么在自己的腿上

   

History proves that 历史证明，

Who wears the pants is as much a mere circumstance 谁穿的裤子是一样多一个单纯的环境

As a matter of time 由于时间问题

Ultimately, why should we care 最终，我们为什么要在乎

Where one buys one's lace underwear 在那里一个人买自己的蕾丝内衣

If one is so inclined 如果是这样倾斜

Show me yours, I'll show mine 让我看看你的，我会告诉雷

   

That's why life is a drag 这就是为什么生活是一拖

Fashion is a long running gag 时尚是一个长期的连续堵嘴

We can deck you out in sequins or spandex 我们可以在甲板上，你在亮片或氨纶

A mohawk or shag 莫霍克或粗毛

Who remembers unisex? 谁记得男女皆宜？

Life is a drag 生活是一拖

It's a drag 这是一个拖累

What a drag 这太麻烦了

   

You can be a stag in a bag 你可以在一个袋子雄鹿

They won't know until you're stiff 他们不会知道，直到你僵硬

On a slab and they look at the tag 在平板和他们看标签

What you see is what you get 你所看到的就是你得到的

Life is a drag 生活是一拖

   

Let's just say 远的不说

We hereby conspire 在此，我们凑到

That a change of attire 这身装束的变化

Is all part of the plan 是该计划的一部分

   

Something that was so long suppressed 这在过去是这么长时间抑制

Starts to show when you wear a dress 开始时，你穿的衣服展示

And if clothes make the man 如果衣装

They can unmake the man 他们能毁男人

   

That's why life is a drag 这就是为什么生活是一拖

Life is just a pose in a rag 生命是一个破布只是一个姿态

You can play the part of 你可以玩的一部分

Pusher or pastor 推或牧师

Of harlot or hag 妓女或女巫的

Life is just a dressing game 人生就是一个修整的游戏

Life is a drag 生活是一拖

It's a drag 这是一个拖累

What a drag 这太麻烦了

   

Fashion is a long running gag 时尚是一个长期的连续堵嘴

   

Aren't you glad they found a way to look hip 你不是很高兴，他们发现了一个方式来看待臀部

When your butt starts to sag 当你的屁股开始下垂

   

Praise the lord, designer jeans 你们要赞美耶和华，名牌牛仔裤

What you see is what you get 你所看到的就是你得到的

Who remembers unisex 谁记得男女皆宜

And who are you calling fag 你是谁打电话FAG

Life is a drag 生活是一拖