Well, I’ve been swinging through these swinging doors for, aww, 嗯，我一直在摆动通过这些摆动门， AWW ，

goin’ on probably about 9 years now, maybe even 10 布莱恩现在大概9年，甚至10

And I watch old Joe at the end of the bar with another hot woman 我看着乔老在酒吧的结束与另一个热门的女人

on his one good arm and they walk out for a while and he comes back in smilin’, again 就他一个良好的胳膊，他们走了一会儿，他回来的微笑 ，再

So I finally had to ask old Joe, 所以最后只好问老乔，

“Man, what’s your secret to success, your power of persuasion over the opposite sex” “哥们，什么是你成功的秘诀，你说服的权力异性”

And he says, “Son, well, honestly, it’s pretty simple.” 他说：“儿子，好了，说实话，这是很简单的。 ”

He said, “I just kinda walk up and buy her a drink and open up my mouth and… 他说，“我只是有点走过去和她买饮料，打开了我的嘴......

   

Lie I tell her I’m a movie star 谎言，我告诉她我是电影明星

I just flew into town to buy this bar 我刚刚飞进城里买这个吧

I’m only here tonight, that’s right 我只有今晚，这是正确的

I gotta go, yeah, we’re filming on location down in Mexico 我得走了，是啊，我们在墨西哥拍摄外景下来

Would you believe that I got the leading role? 你会相信，我得到了领导的角色？

That’s right, honey, I beat out a lot of folks that you’d probably know.” 这是正确的，亲爱的，我打了很多人，你大概会知道的。 “

Oh, a man has got to do what a man’s gotta do 呵呵，一个人得到了做男人的必须做

Anything it takes to make her think you’re cool 什么才能让她觉得你很酷

Ah, you got nothing to lose, so go on and try 啊，你有什么可失去的，这样下去，并尝试

Just walk right up and smile and look her dead in the eye 只是直直的微笑，并期待她的死的眼睛

And lie 与谎言

That’s right lie 这是正确的谎言

So I tried and tried a couple weekends and 所以，我试了又试了几个周末和

it was like strike 1, strike 2, strike out again 它像一击1 ，击2 ，重拳出击再度

But I narrowed it down, and I scratched it out, and I came up with something 不过，我把范围缩小了，我抓出来，我想出了一些

that without a doubt I knew, I was gonna make old Joe proud 这毫无疑问，我知道，我是要让老乔骄傲

And I go up and I’d say 我去了，我会说

Hi Honey, whatcha doing for the rest of your life 嗨亲爱的，你会怎样做你的后半生

I’ve been waiting such a long, long time 我一直在等待这样一个很长很长的时间

And you know what honey? 你知道什么亲爱的？

Meetin’ you here, man, it just really feels like fate Meetin “你在这里，男人，只是真的感觉命运

Oh I, I bet you didn’t see me as a marrying type 哦，我，我敢打赌，你没看到我作为一个要结婚的类型

Let’s take it slow I don’t just want one night, oh no darlin’ 让我们慢慢来，我不就是想有一天晚上，哦，不，亲爱的，

If you’re looking for that you might as well look somewhere else 如果你正在寻找你不妨看看别的地方

Well, because I’m just not that kind of guy 嗯，因为我只是不是那种人

   

And 和

kids, oh I love kids 孩子，哦，我喜欢孩子

Dogs, in-laws, and a piece of land 狗，公婆，和一块土地

Dirty diapers in my mini van 在我的微型面包车脏尿布

Aw man, I can hardly wait 胡的人，我都等不及了

   

Oh a man has got to do what a man’s gotta do 哦，一个人得到了做男人的必须做

Anything it takes to make her think you’re cool 什么才能让她觉得你很酷

Aw, you got nothin’ to lose so go on and try 哦，你什么都没失去这么下去，并尝试

Just walk right up, and smile, and look her dead in the eye 只是直直的，微笑，看她死的眼睛

You know what you got to do, lie 你知道你必须做的，骗人的

That’s right you gotta lie 这是正确的，你总得谎言

Sometimes you gotta lie 有时候，你得谎言