He walks into the room 他走进房间

He's got a briefcase like a bomb 他有一个像炸弹的公文包

A smile on both faces 在两面微笑

And he calls it aplomb 他称之为挥洒自如

   

He wants a bite of your apple 他希望你的苹果咬了一口

Hands you back the peel 你的双手背皮

He's fresh out of law school 他刚从法学院

He's got a license to steal 他有一个许可证偷

   

When he offers his advice 当他提供他的建议

You can guarantee 你能保证

For several hundred dollars an hour 对于几百元一小时

He will see just how many complications 他会看到有多少并发症

Your life will reveal 你的生命将揭示

He's fresh out of law school 他刚从法学院

He's got a license to steal 他有一个许可证偷

   

He's an ambulance chaser 他是救护车追逐者

A waver of papers 文件方式动摇

He loves to mix with the movers and shakers 他喜欢混合使用呼风唤雨

He's taking from them 他从他们身上取

He's taking from you 他从你走

Lawyers love money 律师爱钱

Anybody's will do 任何人的都行

Just take it 只是把它

   

He's poking his nose into people's despair 他戳他的鼻子走进人们的绝望

When tragedy strikes he will always be there 当悲剧发生，他将永远存在

Looking so cool 看着很爽

His greed is hard to conceal 他的贪婪是难以隐藏

He's fresh out of law school 他刚从法学院

You gave him a license to steal 你给了他一个牌偷

   

We've got seven hundred thousand attorneys at law 我们有七十万律师事务所

Nobody can tell me what we need them all for 没有人能告诉我，我们需要他们的全部

We should throw them in chains 我们应该把他们囚禁

Chastise them and rebuke them 惩罚他们，斥责他们

If it doesn't work 如果它不工作

We ought to take 'em out and nuke 'em 我们应该带着他们出去，并用核武器炸时间

   

Blow a lawyer to pieces 吹律师件

It's the obvious way 这是显而易见的方法

Don't wait for a thesis 不要等到论文

Do it today 今天做的

Take him to the court of no final appeal 带他去没有终审法院

When you're fresh out of lawyers 当你刚走出律师

You don't know how good it's gonna feel 你不知道有多好，它会觉得