[Skit:] [幽默故事： ]

Oh Shit, you look cute as hell. 哦，妈，你看可爱得要命。

Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine ass of yours. 现在你在这里移动，让我开始按摩你那精美的屁股。

   

What the fuck's up with these bitches? 什么他妈的的与这些母狗？

I got dick for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some pussy!? 我有家伙了天，但这些锄头想保持自己的脸埋在一些猫！？

Bitch You ain't even gay. 婊子你甚至不是同性恋。

   

[Verse 1:] [诗歌1 ： ]

She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song 她得到了凯蒂·佩里的铃声，玩它像一个主题曲

Kissed a girl and like it, now she swearing off the ding dong 吻了一个女孩喜欢，现在她发誓离开叮当

Back and forth, like ping pong, she really strictly dicky 来来回回，就像乒乓球，她真的严格张卫健

Then Madonna's screwing Britney now the bitch is stricky licky 那么麦当娜的布兰妮拧现在母狗是stricky licky

Suck a dick, or suck a titty, she don't really give a fuck 吸了家伙，还是吸了奶，她真的不给他妈的

And ducky rainbow on her preis mean she always gettin lucky 并在她的普雷斯鸭子彩虹的意思，她总是刚开幸运

Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon 有她的第一条鱼盘在她的女友的蒲团

Hidden valley, tossing salad, licking on a croûton 隐谷，折腾沙拉，舔上croûton

No shame in this fake bitch game 没有在这个假婊子比赛的耻辱

Swerving in and outta traffic, never staying in her own lane 转弯中和失控的交通，从来没有住在自己的车道

She want a piece of cake, and yeah, she wanna eat it too 她要了一块蛋糕，是啊，她想吃蛋糕

Pay her some attention and the bitch'll go down eating you 支付她一些关注和bitchll下去吃错药

   

[Chorus:] [合唱： ]

Drop the act and Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south. 掉落的行为， Lezbehonest 。你没有更多的车次南下。

Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth. 鼎A-玲，你知道你想要呢，把猫出来溜溜嘴。

You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock! 你爱的彼得！母狗是不会说谎的。你爱的公鸡！

Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye. 想都别想。没有更多的库特！没有更多的coochie ！ VaJayJay时候说再见。

   

[Verse 2:] [诗2： ]

Girls gone wild, spring break, college road trip 女孩发狂，春假，学院路之旅

In some wet t-shirts, wrestling in cool whip 在一些潮湿的T恤，在摔跤酷鞭

Flash a nipple, slap a pussy for a attention 闪光奶嘴，一巴掌一猫的关注

Just turned eighteen, now she on a fucking mission 刚满十八岁，现在她在他妈的使命

Gotta make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger 总得让她的爸爸听，也许表现出一点愤怒

Four shots of jägermeister, tongue kiss a perfect strange 四枪jägermeister的，舌吻一个完美的怪

Three, four fingers deep in some bleach-blonde bimbo 三，四指深一些漂白的金发宾博

A double headed dildo, beating like it's Kimbo 双头假阳具，击败喜欢它的KIMBO

Put it on the YouTube, the pictures on the Myspace 把它放在YouTube上，照片上的Myspace

Just so I can peep it, wish the bitch would sit on my face 只是这样我就可以窥视它，希望母狗会坐在我的脸

Two straight broads, tongue kissing, by the swimmin pool 两连败湖区，舌吻，由泳装游泳池

Fake dyke bitches eating coochie cause it's cool 假墙的母狗吃coochie因为它很酷

   

[Chorus:] [合唱： ]

Drop the act and Lezbehonest. 掉落的行为， Lezbehonest 。

No more trips for you down south. 你没有更多的车次南下。

Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth. 鼎A-玲，你知道你想要呢，把猫出来溜溜嘴。

   

Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it. 婊子你知道你想要的话，不要说你不想要它。

Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it. 婊子你知道你想要的话，不要说你不想要它。

Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it. 婊子你知道你想要的话，不要说你不想要它。

Bitch you know you want it. 婊子你知道你想要它。

Bitch you know you want it. 婊子你知道你想要它。

   

Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter. 永远不会打她，现在你在库特lickin 。

One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin' 有一天，她是你的朋友，她不screwin “未来

Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my dick sucked. 现在，我集结了，没有运气，甚至不能让我的鸡巴吸。

Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you fuck. 猎装“在角落里掉在看着”她，你他妈的。

   

[Verse 3:] [诗歌3 ： ]

Don't get your panties twisted, shit I love them freaky bitches 不要让你的内裤扭曲，狗屎我爱他们怪异的母狗

Daisy chains, and running trains, girl on girl, and pussy fistin 菊花链和运行的列车，女孩，女孩，和猫fistin

All I'm really tryna say is girl don't claim your ass is gay 所有我真的tryna说的是女孩不主张你的屁股是同性恋

I laid the pipe the other night and fucked your girlfriend yesterday 我把该管的晚上和昨天做爱你的女朋友

Tell the truth, don't even trip, you know you wanna wrap them lips 说实话，甚至不旅行，你知道你想换他们的嘴唇

Around a peter, lick the tip, cause little girls don't come equipped 围绕着彼得，舔尖，导致小女孩不都配

Bitch, please, you ain't right, what you really tryna prove 母狗，请，你是不对的，你真的tryna证明

Carpet munchin, donkey punchin, cause you claim you're so confused 地毯munchin ，驴punchin ，因为你声称你是那么的彷徨

Yeah, it puts my dick on hard, to see your 69in neden 是啊，它把硬盘上的我的鸡巴，看到你的69in neden

But two brides up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin 但有两个新娘上你的蛋糕就不会出现这种情况了，在你的weddin

Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no lesbian 正确看待切法，你是不是没有女同性恋

Just a chick who love the dick but perpetrate a lesbian 只是谁爱的家伙却犯下一个女同志小鸡

   

[Chorus:] [合唱： ]

Drop the act n Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south. 掉落的行为Ñ Lezbehonest 。你没有更多的车次南下。

Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth. 鼎A-玲，你知道你想要呢，把猫出来溜溜嘴。

You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock! 你爱的彼得！母狗是不会说谎的。你爱的公鸡！

Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye. 想都别想。没有更多的库特！没有更多的coochie ！ VaJayJay时候说再见。

   

[Skit:] [幽默故事： ]

After all, we're just two lonely bitches on the loose for the weekend. 毕竟，我们只是两个在宽松的周末孤独的母狗。

Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire. 是的，我敢打赌，你的小屁股着火了。

You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you. 你会是一个新的女人时，我已处理完你。