Marriage is a two-headed transplant, 婚姻是一个双头的移植，

Sometimes that's how it seems. 有时候，这是它看起来。

When the sex wears off it's all give and take, 当性消退这一切都让一步，

And it's good-bye to all your dreams. 而且它的告别所有的梦想。

One head wants to go to a movie 单头想去看电影

While the other wants to stay at home, 而其他想留在家里，

And just like a two-headed transplant 而就像一个双头移植

You get the feeling that you're never alone. 你说你永远不会孤单的感觉。

   

Mr. and Mrs. Horrible are an example of what I say. 先生和夫人可怕的是什么，我说一个例子。

They used to be so in love, now they fight so much 他们曾经是那么相爱，现在他们打了这么多

That they've frightened all their friends away. 他们已经吓坏了所有的朋友了。

They never get visits from neighbors, 他们从来没有得到邻国的访问，

They've alienated everyone. 他们已经疏远大家。

And what started off as all cuddles and kisses 什么开始了，因为所有的拥抱和亲吻

Has finally become 终于成为

   

A labour of love, labour of love. 劳动的爱，爱的劳动。

The torment, the worry and woe, 的煎熬，忧的，荣辱与共，

Love's full of fears, bruises and tears, 爱的充满恐惧，跌打损伤和泪水，

That's the way that a true love grows. 这是一个真正的爱情成长的方式。

It's a labour of love, labour of love. 这是一个热爱劳动，热爱劳动。

It's a struggle, without a doubt, 这是一个斗争，毫无疑问，

But if they keep on trying, screaming and crying, 但是，如果他们继续努力，尖叫和哭泣，

Somehow they're gonna work it all out. 不知怎的，他们要工作，这一切了。

   

It turned into a two-headed transplant, 它变成了一个双头的移植，

But it started off as "Here Comes the Bride." 但它开始作为“新娘来了。 ”

But cut off one of the heads and you'll soon find out 但切断负责人之一，你很快就会发现

That the other just couldn't survive. 那对方根本无法生存。

Because they couldn't stand to be separated 因为他们不能忍受分离

They're still each other's to have and hold. 他们仍然彼此的拥有和保持。

And anyone who thinks the transplant is easy ，谁认为移植是很容易

Really ought to be told 真的应该被告知

   

It's a labour of love, labour of love. 这是一个热爱劳动，热爱劳动。

The torments, the worries and whoas, 的痛苦，忧虑和whoas ，

The battles, the fights, the bruises and bites, 战斗，战斗，瘀伤和咬，

That's the way that a true love grows. 这是一个真正的爱情成长的方式。

   

They took the vows, for better or worse, 他们采取了誓言，是好还是坏，

And they had it blessed by heaven above, 而且他们也被上天祝福上面，

But what started so brightly as a tender romance 但开始，所以明亮的嫩浪漫

Turned into a labour of love. 变成了一个热爱劳动。

Turned into a labour of love. 变成了一个热爱劳动。