Kung Fu do what you do to me 功夫做什么，你做给我

I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy 我没有去过，因为我十几岁的脑叶手术相同

Full on, I moved to Hong Kong 完整，我移居香港

With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong 李小龙的弟弟和约翰尼皇

   

I think it's strange 我认为这是奇怪

He's friends with Fu Manchu 他的朋友与傅满州

And he thinks he knows you 他认为他知道你

Uh uh uh uh uh oh 呃呃呃呃呃哦

Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan 呵呵丹尼尔圣台湾制造

Come on Jackie Chan 拜托成龙

Uh uh uh uh uh oh 呃呃呃呃呃哦

   

Last night Jackie Chan came around 昨晚，成龙来到身边

I played pool with him and we hung out 我打了池与他和我们挂出

Mr. Miagi and the X-men Miagi先生和X战警

Called in for a while as well 叫了一会儿，以及

   

I think it's strange 我认为这是奇怪

He's friends with Fu Manchu 他的朋友与傅满州

And he thinks he knows you 他认为他知道你

Uh uh uh uh uh oh 呃呃呃呃呃哦

Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan 呵呵丹尼尔圣台湾制造

Come on Jackie Chan 拜托成龙

Uh uh uh uh uh oh 呃呃呃呃呃哦

   

Gary Glitter! 加里格利特！

Scooby Doo! 史酷比！

Rock McMurray! 麦克默里摇滚！

And last but not least 最后但并非最不重要的

Ladies and gentleman 女士们，先生们

I give you... 我给你...

JOHNNY WONG! JOHNNY黄！

   

Kung Fu do what you do to me 功夫做什么，你做给我

I can't live without my Kung Fu movies 我的生活不能没有我的功夫电影

'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road' “上海杀手”和“致命道”

My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed 我的生活被破坏了，当绿龙关闭

   

Oh I think it's strange 哦，我都觉得奇怪

He's friends with Fu Manchu 他的朋友与傅满州

And he thinks he knows you 他认为他知道你

Uh uh uh uh uh oh 呃呃呃呃呃哦

Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan 呵呵丹尼尔圣台湾制造

Come on Jackie Chan 拜托成龙

Uh uh uh uh uh oh 呃呃呃呃呃哦

   

I think it's strange 我认为这是奇怪

He's friends with Fu Manchu 他的朋友与傅满州

And he's in love with you 而且他爱上了你

Uh uh uh uh uh oh 呃呃呃呃呃哦

Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan 呵呵丹尼尔圣台湾制造

Come on Jackie Chan 拜托成龙

Uh uh uh uh uh oh 呃呃呃呃呃哦