Well, it's a little late for Christmas but have one anyway 嗯，这是一个有点晚了圣诞节，但有一个无论如何

And while I'm on the subject, baby, have a happy birthday 虽然我关于这个问题的，宝贝，祝你生日快乐

How's your father? How's your mom? 怎么是你父亲吗？怎么是你妈？

Don't it make you itch a little when you know they've got the bomb? 难道不是让你痒了一点，当你知道他们有炸弹？

Boy, it's been weird out here lately but I guess that's OK too 男孩来说，这是不可思议了，最近在这里，但我想也没关系

'Cause television is here to save us and tell us what to do. 因为电视是来拯救我们，告诉我们该怎么做。

   

Kojak, Kojak, Kojak,Columbo 科亚克，科亚克，科亚克，科伦坡

Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo 卖给我一个旧的，卖给我一些秋葵

Tell me a new one, at least once a night 告诉我一个新的，至少有一次一个晚上

Show me an old one but don't turn out your love light. 给我一个旧的，但并没有显示出你的爱的光芒。

   

You've got nineteen inches, baby, and that's a real good size 你有19英寸，孩子，这是一个真正的好大小

I could lie there on the floor and just look at you all night long 我躺在那里地板上，整个晚上只是看你长

I could just twist your knobs right off and fool around with you 我可以扭动旋钮，马上和愚弄你

I don't need no TV guide to tell me what to do. 我不需要任何的电视指南，告诉我该怎么做。

   

Kojak, Kojak, Kojak,Columbo 科亚克，科亚克，科亚克，科伦坡

Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo 卖给我一个旧的，卖给我一些秋葵

Tell me a new one, at least once a night 告诉我一个新的，至少有一次一个晚上

Tell me an old one but save out your love light. 告诉我一个旧的，但救了你爱的光芒。

   

Ah, and when I get too old, too old to rock and roll 嗯，当我变得太老，太旧的摇滚

I'll sit in my unrockin' chair, babe, and use my remote control. 我会坐在我的unrockin “椅子，宝贝，并使用我的遥控器。

   

Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo 科亚克，科亚克，科亚克，科伦坡

Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo 卖给我一个旧的，卖给我一些秋葵

Tell me a new one, at least once a night 告诉我一个新的，至少有一次一个晚上

Show me an old one but don't turn out your love light. 给我一个旧的，但并没有显示出你的爱的光芒。

   

You've got nineteen inches, baby, that's a real good size 你有19英寸，宝贝，这是一个真正的好大小

I'd like to poke my eyes inside you, baby, and just look around 我想戳我的眼睛里，你，宝贝，只是环顾四周

I love your cute little rabbit ears, I love your cable and your box 我喜欢你的可爱的小兔子耳朵，我爱你的电缆，你的盒子

And when I turn out the light at night, baby, I hope that light never stops 而当我关了灯在夜间，宝贝，我希望光从未停止

Your love light, Kojak. 你爱的光芒，科亚克。