[Zayn] [ Zayn ]

Oh I’m just gonna pretend that I’m riding this Bike 哦，我只是要假装我骑着这辆自行车

To make all you teen girls wet with delight 为了使你的少女湿高兴

Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs? 你觉得楼下，楼下那？

That’s us taking your dad’s cash 这是我们把你爸的现金

   

[Harry] [哈利]

oh I know I know I know that this looks kinda strange 哦，我知道，我知道，我知道，这看起来有点怪

But I just feel right when I’m rubbing on Zayn 不过，我只是觉得，当我擦上Zayn权

please don’t tell Taylor Swift, she’d get pissed 请不要告诉泰勒·斯威夫特，她会得到生气

Even though I dumped that bitch 即使我甩了那个贱人

   

[Liam] [利亚姆]

Guys this is bullshit, why am I riding in this? 伙计们，这是废话，为什么我骑在这？

[Simon] [西蒙]

It’s Your Punishment 这是对你的惩罚

[Liam] [利亚姆]

For What? 为了什么？

[Simon] [西蒙]

For shaving your head! 对于剃你的头！

[Harry] [哈利]

Now let’s all go 现在，让我们都去

   

[All] [全部]

To Pri son 以小学的儿子

so we can dance with locked up men 所以我们可以用锁的人跳舞

and then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics 然后我们就可以假装说我们玩乐器，通过与他们的愚蠢的照片冒充

   

[Harry] [哈利]

Why don’t we take off all our clothes 我们为什么不脱掉所有的衣服

And play a game of drop the soap! 和玩游戏滴肥皂！

   

Hell Yea 地狱啊

   

[Simon] [西蒙]

I WILL TAKE the photographs! 我会的照片！

   

[All] [全部]

Let’s Drop Our Pants! 让我们放下我们的裤子！

   

[Harry] [哈利]

And these 5 soap bars! 而这5个肥皂！

   

[Zayn] [ Zayn ]

Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski 呵呵，也许，也许，如果我们都假装我们可以滑雪

It will make this video less crappy 这将使该视频蹩脚的少

This is ridiculous, diculous 这是荒谬的， diculous

Who is directing this shit? 是谁在导演这狗屎？

   

[Niall] [尼尔]

Oh, I’m only Irish guy singing in this song 呵呵，我是唯一的爱尔兰人唱这首歌

That’s why I dance like a gay leprechaun 这就是为什么我跳舞像一个妖精同性恋

Also I play guitar, play guitar 此外，我弹吉他，弹吉他

Did ya know I play guitar? 难道你知道我弹吉他吗？

   

[Liam] [利亚姆]

Oh Holly Crap 哦，冬青废话

Taylor Swift is on our ass 泰勒·斯威夫特是我们的屁股

She’s got a GAT 她有一个GAT

   

[Taylor] [泰勒]

Ahhhhh! AHHHHH ！

   

[Zayn] [ Zayn ]

She’s gonna kill Harry and then write a 她会杀了哈利，然后写一个

   

[All except Harry] [全部除了哈利]

hit song 主打歌

About How you did her so wrong 你是如何使出浑身都错

[Taylor] [泰勒]

[sobbing] I knew you were Trouble Harry!! Can’t you see you belong with me? [泣]我就知道你是个麻烦哈利！难道你不知道你属于我吗？

[Harry] [哈利]

Hey Maybe I can kill the bitch 嘿，也许我可以杀了婊子

Using my secret nipple trick 使用我的秘密乳头招

[ALL] [全部]

Go for it 大胆试试吧！

[Taylor] [泰勒]

Omg what the hell is that?! OMG到底是什么？

   

[ALL] [全部]

He just made her crash 他只是让她崩溃

   

[Harry] [哈利]

With my 4 nipples!!!! 与我4乳头!!!!

   

[ALL] [全部]

Harry has 4 nipples 哈利有4乳头

Harry has 4 nipples 哈利有4乳头

They made Taylor drive off the road 他们让泰勒推动小康的道路

   

[Louis] [路易]

To celebrate let’s all dress up as 为了庆祝我们都打扮成

   

[ALL] [全部]

Sea – ee – men 海 - EE - 男人

Because we all love sea – ee – men 因为我们都爱海 - EE - 男人

[Niall] [尼尔]

we mean jizz 我们的意思的jizz

[Louis] [路易]

I’m gonna give Harry a french kiss 我会给哈利法式热吻

[Zayn] [ Zayn ]

I am gonna suck on my own dick 我对我自己的家伙会吸

[ALL] [全部]

Taylor was just a cover up 泰勒只是一个掩饰

[Harry] [哈利]

To hide the fact I like man Butt 为了掩盖一个事实，我喜欢男人屁股

[Taylor] [泰勒]

What did you say 你说什么

[ALL] [全部]

How the hell is she still alive 如何地狱是她还活着

[Taylor] [泰勒]

I will never die! 我永远不会死！

Now let me kill you! 现在，让我杀了你！