I play in a band, we're the best in the land 我在一个乐队玩，我们是最好的土地

We're big in both Chelsea and France 我们大均切尔西和法国

I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar 我玩1平均吉他，然后得分在酒吧

There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance 有一条线小鸡等待他们的机会

So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty 所以，来吧，亲爱的，我会让你觉得很

These other gals mean nothing to me 这些其他女生没什么意思给我

Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night 让我们来完成这些饮料和消失的夜晚

'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see 因为我多了一些，你会看到

   

[Chorus:] [合唱： ]

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced 所以吻我，我shitfaced

I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown 我湿透了，我沾棕

in the trousers, she kissed me 在长裤，她吻了我

And I only bought her one round 我只买了她一回合

   

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star 我可以卧推一辆车，我是一名前足球明星

with degrees from both Harvard and Yale 来自哈佛和耶鲁大学学位

Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine 女孩们都跟不上，我是一个真正的爱机

I've had far better sex while in jail 我有更好的性生活，而在监狱里

I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour 我设计的西尔斯大厦，我提出两个宏伟小时

I cook the world's best duck flambe 我煮了世界上最好的鸭肉煮餐

I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me 我要挑垃圾的，女孩JOCKEY我

I don't need these lines to get laid 我不需要这些行得到下岗

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

   

I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight 我的夜晚一个男人，一个真正的淑女喜悦

See my figure was chiseled from stone 看到我的身影从石头凿

One more for the gal then I'll escort her home 其中多为半乳糖，然后我会护送她回家

Come last call, I'm never alone 来到最后一次通话，我从来没有单独

I've a house on the hill with a red water bed 我已经在山上的房子有一个红色的水床

That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame 这使休Heffnor的豪宅相形见绌

With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars 与在游泳池女孩和意大利跑车

I'm just here in this dump for the game 我只是在这个转储游戏

   

[Chorus x2] [合唱x ]

   

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting? 啊，他妈的。我是谁拉屎？

   

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright 我是一个可怜的景象，我是不是所有的光明

I'm definitely not chiseled from stone 我绝对不是从石头凿

I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire 我是一个骗子和骗子，没有女人的欲望

I'll probably die cold and alone 我可能会死于寒冷和孤独

   

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside 但只要给我一个机会， “造成内心深处

I swear I got a big heart of gold 我发誓，我得到了金子般的大心脏

I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands 我是一个一夫一妻制的人，没有更多的一夜情

Come on, honey, let me take you home 来吧，亲爱的，让我带你回家

   

[Chorus x4] [合唱X4的]