Make your money with a suit and tie 让您的资金用西装，打领带

Make your money with shrewd denial 让您的资金用精明的拒绝

Make your money expert advice, 让您的资金专家建议，

If you can wing it 如果你能即兴发挥

Make your money with a power ply 让您的资金用电源层

Make your money with a buyout bribe 让您的资金与收购贿赂

You can lie as long as you mean it 只要你的意思是，你可以躺在

   

I'm not king of comedy, 我不是喜剧之王，

Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me) 油脂的猪，给挤（挤我）

   

Make your money with exploitation 让您的资金与开发

Make it holy illumination 使圣照明

Say a prayer at every station 做一个祷告在每个车站

Don't forget to ask for mercy 不要忘了问求饶

Make your money with a pretty face 让您的资金用一个漂亮的脸蛋

Make it easy with product placement 可以很容易与植入式广告

Make it charged with controversy 使其被控争议

I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi 我爱异性，我奇怪，我是双

   

I'm not king of comedy, 我不是喜剧之王，

I'm not your magazine, 我不是你的杂志，

I'm not your television 我不是你的电视

   

Make your money, make it rich 让您的资金，使之富有

make it young and make it quick 让年轻并使其迅速

Make your money on the jukebox, baby, 请在点唱机你的钱，宝贝，

it's pick up sticks, 它拿起棍棒，

Make your enemies make your moves 让你的敌人，让你的动作

Make your critics fumble through 让你的批评，通过摸索

Make it smart and make it schmooze 使其智能，使之闲谈

Make it look easy 使它看起来容易

   

I'm not king of comedy, 我不是喜剧之王，

I'm not your magazine, 我不是你的杂志，

I'm not your television, 我不是你的电视，

I'm not your movie screen 我不是你的电影屏幕

I'm not commodity (all together now) 我不是商品（在一起了）

I'm not commodity 我不是商品

I'm not commodity 我不是商品