I've met someone that makes me feel seasick 我见过的人，这让我感到晕船

Oh what a skill to have 哦，有什么技巧

Oh what a skill to have 哦，有什么技巧

So many skills that make her distinctive 这么多的技能，使她与众不同

But they're not mine to have 但他们不是我有

No they're not mine 不，他们是不是我的

   

Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper 每当她看着我读了最近的文件

Though i don't care about the soaps 虽然我不关心肥皂

No i don't care about the soaps 不，我不关心肥皂

Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode 虽然我演戏就像我在Eastenders插曲

   

If this is a rom-com 如果这是ROM -COM

Kill the director 杀导演

If this is a rom-com 如果这是ROM -COM

Kill the director please 杀导演请

   

Carrots help us see much better in the dark 胡萝卜有助于我们在黑暗中看到更好的

Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart 不跟女生;他们会打破你的心脏

And this is my head and this is my spout 这是我的头，这是我的嘴

*But* they work together; they can't figure anything out *但*他们一起工作;他们想不出什么了

   

So with the angst of a teenage band 因此，与一个十几岁的乐队的焦虑

Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand 以下是关于两性我永远也不会理解别人的歌

Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand 以下是关于两性我永远也不会理解别人的歌

   

If this is a rom-com 如果这是ROM -COM

Kill the director 杀导演

If this is a rom-com 如果这是ROM -COM

Kill the director 杀导演

If this is a rom-com 如果这是ROM -COM

Kill the director please 杀导演请

   

This is no Bridget Jones 这绝不是BJ单身日记

This is no Bridget Bridget 这绝不是布里奇特布里奇特

This is no Bridget Jones 这绝不是BJ单身日记

This is no Bridget Bridget 这绝不是布里奇特布里奇特

This is no Bridget Jones 这绝不是BJ单身日记

This is no Bridget Bridget 这绝不是布里奇特布里奇特

This is no Bridget Jones 这绝不是BJ单身日记

This is no Bridget Bridget 这绝不是布里奇特布里奇特

This is no Bridget Jones 这绝不是BJ单身日记

This is no Bridget Bridget 这绝不是布里奇特布里奇特

This is no Bridget Jones 这绝不是BJ单身日记

This is no Bridget Bridget 这绝不是布里奇特布里奇特

This is no Bridget Jones 这绝不是BJ单身日记

This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones 这绝不是布里奇特，布里奇特·琼斯