If you don't golf that's okay 如果你不这样做高尔夫球没关系

You can be a tiger anyway 你可以是一个老虎呢

Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough 通过你的牙齿笑的时候，事情变得艰难

Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah 或者你的球，因为我的风在粗糙的，是啊是啊

   

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods 如果你想成为像老虎伍兹

Fertilize the ladies in the neighbourhood 施肥的女士在附近

Get real rich and you will find 得到真正的富有，你会发现

All the hot chicks will want to grind 所有的热小鸡将要磨

   

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods 如果你想成为像老虎伍兹

Grip that shaft like you know you should 握在轴像你知道你应该

Get a platinum card, it will be all good 拿到白金卡，这将是所有好

The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods 女孩子总是希望你像老虎伍兹

   

Remember this when you're having fun 记住这一点，你遇到开心的时候

Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah 三洞比一杆进洞好耶

If the word gets out don't be afraid 如果单词失控不用怕

When a 9 iron's heading for your escalade, yeah yeah 当9号铁杆的标题为您的凯雷德，是啊是啊

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods 如果你想成为像老虎伍兹

Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood 填充所有的草皮在附近

Don't think about those three foot clubs 不要去想那些三足俱乐部

You cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts 您支付您的轨道，当你敲打他们荡妇

   

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods 如果你想成为像老虎伍兹

Text messages are never good 短信是从来没有好

Nail a girl at the driving range 指甲的女孩在练习场

Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods 你的生活会改变，就像老虎伍兹

   

Have your best friend book all your flights 有你最好的朋友预订所有航班

Tell your wife that you're golfing nights 告诉你的妻子，你正在打高尔夫球的夜晚

Get a call girl and maybe just chill 找应召女郎，也许只是放松

Be willing to part with a hundred mil 舍得与百万

   

Bang a new pornstar every day 每一天的一声一个新的色情明星

Tell your sponsors it will be okay 告诉你的赞助商就会好起来的

Surprise them all with an invitation 他们惊喜与所有的邀请

To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah 为了观看你的第一双渗透，呀

   

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods 如果你想成为像老虎伍兹

Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood 戳的所有孔中的邻域

Tell your wife how it's gonna be 告诉你老婆怎么这会是

Your driver is community property 你的驱动程序是小区物业

   

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods 如果你想成为像老虎伍兹

   

Become the king of your neighbourhood 成为你的邻居王

Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods 如钢豹和老虎伍兹

   

Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah 就像老虎伍兹，噢耶