Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date 你有没有遇到你想约会一个女人

But a year to make love she wanted you to wait 但一年做爱，她要你等待

Let me tell ya a story of my situation 让我告诉你我的情况的一个故事

I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation 我是在说这个女孩从美国的国家

The way that I met her was on tour at a concert 我遇见了她的方法是在巡演时的音乐会

She had long hair and a short miniskirt 她留着长发和短迷你裙

I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat 我刚刚在台上drippin “ ， pourin 汗

I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who I met 我走着穿过人群和gues谁，我遇到了

I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth 我低声在她耳边， “来的图片展台

So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof" 因此，我可以问你几个问题，看看你是一百个证明“

I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah 我问她，她的名字，她说，夸夸其谈，胡说

She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra 她9月10号的裤子和一个非常大的胸罩

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused 我花了几个笔触和她热情

I said, "How do you like the show?" 我说：“你喜欢的节目吗？ ”

she said, "I was very amused" 她说，“我很逗乐”

I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range 我开始肆意低音，她开始肆意回中档

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange 但是，当我如雨后春笋般涌现的问题，她那种行事诡异

Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," she tried to pretend 然后，当我问， “你丫有一个人，”她试图假装

She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend" 她说：“不，我不这样做，我只有一个朋友”

Come on, I'm not even goin' for it 来吧，我什布莱恩吧

This is what I'm goin' sing 这就是我要去唱

   

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend 你，你得到了我所需要的，但你说他只是朋友

And you say he's just a friend, oh baby 你说他只是一个朋友，哦，宝贝

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend 你，你得到了我所需要的，但你说他只是朋友

But you say he's just a friend, oh baby 但是你说他只是一个朋友，哦，宝贝

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend 你，你得到了我所需要的，但你说他只是朋友

But you say he's just a friend 但是你说他只是朋友

   

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time 所以我把夸夸其谈的话吧，此时

I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime 我心里只是要有一个朋友不可能不犯罪

'Cause I have friends and that's a fact 因为我有朋友，这是一个事实，

Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq 艾格尼丝一样，阿加莎，杰曼和提花

Forget about that, let's go into the story 忘了说，让我们进入故事

About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me 关于一个女孩名叫等等，夸夸其谈的崇拜我

So we started talkin', getttin' familiar 因此，我们开始谈 ， getttin “熟悉

Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up 赵本山： “很多时间，所以我们可以建立

A relationship or some undderstanding 的关系还是有些undderstanding

How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin' 怎么这会是未来我们在规划中“

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet 一切听起来是那么的花花公子和甜

I had no idea I was in for a treat 我不知道我是在一种享受

After this was established, everything was cool 这家成立后，一切都很酷

The tour was over and she went back to school 参观结束了，她回到学校

I called every day to see how she was doin' 我叫天天看到她是如何上来的，

Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin' was brewin' 每次我ccalled她似乎事端是蒲鲁贤“

I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again 我打电话给她上我的硬币，捡起，然后我又打电话

I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend" 我说：“哟，是谁呢？ ” “哦，他只是朋友”

Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that 不要给我说，永远不要给我说

Jus' bust this 绝对这个胸围

   

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend 你，你得到了我所需要的，但你说他只是朋友

And you say he's just a friend, oh baby 你说他只是一个朋友，哦，宝贝

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend 你，你得到了我所需要的，但你说他只是朋友

But you say he's just a friend, oh baby 但是你说他只是一个朋友，哦，宝贝

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend 你，你得到了我所需要的，但你说他只是朋友

But you say he's just a friend 但是你说他只是朋友

   

So I came to her college on a surprise visit 于是，我来到了她的大学在突访

To see my girl that was so exquisite 看到我的女孩是如此精致

It was a school day, I knew she was there 这是一所学校的日子，我知道她在那里

The first semester of the school year 本学年的第一学期

I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm 我去门口问哪里是她的宿舍

This guy made me fill out a visitor's form 这家伙让我填一张访客的形式

He told me where it was and I as on my way 他告诉我，这是我为我的路

To see my baby doll, I was happy to say 看到我的宝贝娃娃，我很高兴地说

I arrrived in front of the dormitory í arrrived在宿舍楼前

Yo, could you tell me where is door three? 哟，你能告诉我哪里是门3 ？

They showed me where it was for the moment 他们发现我在哪里，这是暂时

I didn't know I was in for such an event 我不知道我是在这样的一个事件

So I came to her room and opened the door 于是，我来到了她的房间，打开门

Oh, snap! Guess what I saw? 哦，崩溃啦！你猜我看到了什么？

A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth, Ä家伙舌头亲吻我的女孩在嘴里，

I was so in shock my heart went down south 我是如此的震撼我的心脏就南下

So please listen to the message that I say 所以，请听我说消息

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend 永远不要跟一个女孩谁说，她只是有一个朋友