[Sang by Scroda Moon, The Toilet, Oderus Urungus, Slymenstra Hymen, and Beefcake The Mighty] [桑由Scroda月亮，卫生间， Oderus Urungus ， Slymenstra处女膜，以及美型男的威武]

   

[Scroda:] [ Scroda ： ]

   

GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty GWAR ，我使门户便盆

Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies. 来食，从你们的身体狗屎。

Your turds have more power than mere human feces 你turds比单纯的人类粪便更省电

Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces 让我们使用它的伟大力量来恢复件

   

[The Toilet:] [厕所： ]

   

Hey! Hey jackass! 嘿！嘿傻瓜！

Yea You! 是啊你！

You got to love me sooo good! 你得爱我真好！

Yea, yea you can depend on me 是啊，是啊，你可以依靠我

Depending on, if my water's on... 靠，如果我的水就...

if my pipe's unglogged... 如果我管的unglogged ...

Ahhhhh if you're water-logged... 如果你是积水AHHHHH ...

Baby, I am the hole I am your toilet bowl I'll suck your soul 宝贝，我是洞我是你的抽水马桶，我会吸你的灵魂

Just pay... just pay my shitty toll! ahhhh. 只需付...只是要我低劣的收费！哈啊。

   

[Scroda:] [ Scroda ： ]

   

Coated in shit I give all you desire 涂在狗屎，我给你的愿望

Mystical doorway swimming in mire 在泥潭中神秘的门口游泳

We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge 我们将使用柱塞是否堵塞不会让步

It's a door through the plane of fudge 它是通过软糖平面门

   

[Oderus:] [ Oderus ： ]

   

So many times I have found you, still I always piss on the ground 所以，很多时候，我发现你，还在我总是小便在地上

Now that I can use you I'm gonna stop fucking around 现在，我可以用你我会停止他妈的左右

If you need shit, then I got shit 如果你需要狗屎，然后我得到了狗屎

On that you can depend I'll pump your stump, 对，你可以依靠我会抽你的树桩，

you fuckin' hump, my crappy, crap-caked friend 你他娘的驼峰，我蹩脚的，废话，结块的朋友

   

[All:] [全部： ]

   

The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods 门户厕所，从神的礼物

Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads 让我们来支付它的推崇与埋葬我们的沃兹

   

[Beefcake:] [美型男： ]

   

I think we know what it's all about. 我想我们知道它的全部。

Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out. 轻摇手柄，看东西跳出来。

   

[Slymenstra:] [ Slymenstra ： ]

   

I am a woman and I have my needs. 我是一个女人，我有我的需要。

You can never really know just where or when I'll bleed 你永远也不知道哪里或什么时候会流血

You need my egg, I need your seed 你需要我的蛋，我需要你的种子

But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed! 但在祷告祭坛，上厕所必须喂！

   

[Toilet:] [厕所： ]

   

Yea, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree 是啊，我会带一些雅吸盘的杀人狂魔

Just keep that fucking tampon away from me. 只要保持这他妈的棉条离我而去。

   

[Slymenstra:] [ Slymenstra ： ]

   

Take in this world, it's sooo beautiful... 您可以在这个世界上，这是SOOO美丽...

Filthy humans, you're all so full of it... 肮脏的人，你们都那么充满了...

That which you can't stand you can't understand 也就是说，你无法忍受，你无法理解

Speak the mystic words and bring forth 说话的神秘文字和带来

a turd you turn around into it and turn over to me. à粪围着你转进去，并转交给了我。

   

[Oderus:] [ Oderus ： ]

   

Cross the river, leave the abyss 渡河，离开深渊

Give the seat of the toilet a kiss 给马桶座一个吻

   

[Beefcake:] [美型男： ]

   

Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words. 每个处女牺牲讲这些咒语。

Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd. 那么，轻摇手柄，并唤起一个粪。

   

[Toilet:] [厕所： ]

   

Yea! Here it comes baby, 是啊！这里说到的婴儿，

I'm dropping my load 我放弃我的负荷

I'm ain't just on it, 我不只是它，

I am the commode! Ahhh! 我是马桶！唉唉！

   

[Scroda:] [ Scroda ： ]

   

The power of the toilet must never be abused 厕所的力量绝不能滥用

He must be plunged, he must be sponged, or carnage could ensue. 他一定是暴跌，他必须要擦身，或屠杀可能会随之而来。

If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive. 如果一只死羊已经堵塞了他，谁知道有什么可以到达。

Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn't that be a surprise! 也许它会带给主人在这里，那不是一个惊喜！