It's been one week since we got to see 它已经1周，因为我们得看看

Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry 不忠的爱人和表兄弟地结婚

Five days since they had the show 五天，因为他们有演出

With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho 与雌雄同体的荡妇，和妓女

Three days since we heard the tale 三天以来，我们听到的故事

About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male 关于谁学会了他的女人的家伙是她与男性

Yesterday it occurred to me 昨天我想到

That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer 我一直在看着有点过分杰里斯普林格

   

Holy cow, d'you see it last week? 圣牛， D你看到上周？

Well, they had this one freak 那么，他们有这个怪胎

Who sucker-punched his whole family 谁吸盘穿孔全家

Do you recall when the brawl 你还记得当争吵

Became a total free-for-all 成为总自由参加的所有

And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee 和杰里在中间难以释怀的是裁判

Hey, see the stripper with the implants 嘿嘿，看到了植入的脱衣舞

She likes to lap dance 她喜欢大腿舞

And date the boyfriend of her mother 和她约会的母亲的男朋友

Now here come's Jerry's next guest 现在这里来的杰里的下一位客人

And it's a slugfest 这是一个激烈殴斗

'Cause it's her trailer trash brother 因为那是她的拖车垃圾哥

Nymphomaniac is back on crack 花痴又回来了裂纹

It's like "When Animals Attack" 这就像“当动物攻击”

They all exhibit reprehensible behavior 他们都表现出应受谴责的行为

Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes 打他们的鼻子，撕下自己的衣服

Step on their toes, that's how it goes 在他们的脚趾步骤，这是怎么一回事呢

They get so violent they have to sign a waiver 他们得到这样的暴力，他们必须签署一份弃权声明

   

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame 他们总是swearin “ ， cursin ” ，唱歌的屁股，和pointin “怪

On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame 在空气中？他们不关心，他们已经得到了不丢人

There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange 有一个家伙谁我肯定觉得有些奇怪

When he found out that his wife had a sex change 当他发现他的妻子有一个变性

They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly 他们有一种倾向，尖叫和呼喊不断

They have a history of ripping off their shirts 他们剥去他们的衬衫史

   

It's been one week since they had the fight 它已经1周因为他们有战斗

With the Siamese twins and the transvestite 与连体双胞胎和异装癖的

Five days since that awful brawl 五天，因为那可怕的争吵

They still haven't got the blood off the wall 他们仍然没有拿到血在墙上

It's been three days since the bitter fued 它已经三天了，因为苦fued

Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude 三K党同志的犹太黑人哥们之间

Yesterday, finally dawned on me 昨天，终于明白了我

I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer 我对杰里·斯普林格赵本山了太多时间

   

[Guy Guest :] Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister [盖伊嘉宾： ]亲爱的，我已经睡了你的妹妹

[Gal Guest :] Oh? Well, which one? [加嘉宾： ]哦？那么，是哪一个？

[Guy Guest :] All of them [盖伊嘉宾： ]所有这些

[Gal Guest :] Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake! [加嘉宾： ]哦！好吧，我已经睡了你最好的朋友杰克！

[Guy Guest :] Yah? Well, well me too! [盖伊嘉宾： ]耶？好了，好了我呢！

[Gal Guest :] Oh! [加嘉宾： ]哦！

[Guy Guest :] And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie! [盖伊嘉宾： ]我已经睡了你的狗Woofie ！

(barking) （吠）

[Gal Guest :] Woofie, you b-tch! [加嘉宾： ] Woofie ，你的B- TCH ！

[Gal Guest :] Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat! [加嘉宾： ]嗯，我也睡了你的宠物山羊！

(baaahhing) （ baaahhing ）

[Guy Guest :] That goat doesn't belong to you! [盖伊嘉宾： ]那羊不属于你！

   

Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin' 一旦你开始在看着 ，这里还有没有阻止这一切

Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin' 你的大脑会关闭，那么你的智商的丢下“

Jerry's the king of confrontation 杰里的对抗之王

He's a sensation 他是一个轰动

He puts the 'sin' in syndication 他所说的“罪”在联合

It's totally worthless, like a bad check 这是完全不值钱，就像空头支票

It's like a train wreck 这就像一列火车残骸

Don't wanna stare but you can't look away 不想瞪眼，但你不能看远

Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows 像杰西·萨莉他做访谈节目

But with more weirdos 但更多的怪人

The ratings jumpin' higher everyday 收视率冒险天天高

If you've seen the show, well then you know 如果你已经看过演出，那么，你知道

It's just as low as you can go 这只是低至你可以去

The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene 客人是俗气和他们缺乏自己的生

And pretty soon some ugly goon 不一会儿一些丑陋的呆子

Comes in the room and then it's BOOM 谈到在房间里，然后将它的繁荣

In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen 在一些不知情的扮装皇后的脸

   

Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities 那么它是什么样的演出，人们尖叫猥亵

Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies 扬金的头发，肆意椅子在他们hubbies

"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant “杰里！杰里！ ”现在，人群开始自己喜欢的呗

Should I turn off my TV? I just can't 我关掉我的电视？我做不到

I have a tendency to watch it religiously 我要虔诚地看着它的趋势

I have a history of taping each one 我有录音每个人的历史

   

It's been one week since the show about 它已经1周，因为我们的节目

Psycho killers with problems they should work out 凶手心理有问题，他们应该制定出

Five days since the big surprise 五天以来的大惊喜

When some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guys 当一些失败者的妻子说，她的shtill约会20人

Three days wince he interviewed 三天退缩，他接受采访

A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude 一堆通灵色情明星侏儒谁都是裸体

Yesterday, it occurred to me 昨天，我突然想到

That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer 我一直在看着有点过分杰里斯普林格

Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer 厌倦了浪费自己的时间我对杰里·斯普林格的

I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer 我有太多的类看杰里斯普林格

Come over here and pull on my finger 赶快过来拉我的手指