Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay 大家好，我的名字是贾森和我不是同性恋

   

{People are so damn crazy up in Jason's world} {人是该死的疯狂在杰森的世界}

   

People call me a waste man, 'cause I haven't got a job (what a knob) 人们叫我浪费的人，因为我还没有找到工作了（什么是旋钮）

   

{He don't wanna get out of bed} {他不想下床}

   

Bed, up, make tea, shower, eat, 床，起来，泡茶，沐浴，吃饭，

Paste, wee, change, go, make teas, 粘贴，凌晨，变更，走，使茶，

Alarm, snooze back to sleep 接警后，小睡回去睡觉

   

All of my little brothers, always call me a waste man 我所有的小兄弟，总是骂我是垃圾的人

{Waste man, waste man} {废物的人，浪费人}

Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the basement 因为我27岁，和我在地下室住了下来

{Waste man} {废物的人}

I'm so complacent, so I will stay here 我很得意，所以我会留在这儿

They're banging on my door, but I won't chase 'em 他们在敲打我的门，但我不会追时间

Cause I'm so lazy, the last few days I 因为我这么懒，最后几天里，我

Haven't seen daylight, haven't shaved 没见过日光，没有剃

And they can say what they like, they just hate me 他们可以说他们喜欢什么，他们只是恨我

Cause I never let 'em have a go on my PlayStation (piss off) 因为我从来没有让时间对我的PlayStation一展身手（杰克琼斯）

   

They said I'm fat I need to go to the gym 他们说我胖，我需要去健身房

I don't wanna be fat, I wanna be slim 我不想胖，我想成为苗条

Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim 难道在跑步机上一分钟的时间去游泳

Little kids jumped out soon as I jumped in 小孩子跳了出来，只要我跳

Now I'm in the changing room 现在我在更衣室

   

Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay 大家好，我的名字是贾森和我不是同性恋

I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you think 我看你的东西，但它不是你所想

I'm think to myself why is mine not as big 我心里想着，为什么是我的不一样大

So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger 所以我觉得肮脏的想法，所以我可以把它做大

Beyonce, look at me now I'm a killer 碧昂丝，看我现在，我是一个杀手

I said I'm not gay go away stop wishing 我说我不是同性恋走开祭拜

I just wanted a bit of stiff competition 我只是想有点激烈竞争

   

{Erm, sorry Jason} {呃，对不起杰森}

What, what do you want? 什么，你想要什么？

{We've just had a complaint} {我们刚刚进行了投诉， }

Piss off 杰克琼斯

{From a very valued client} {从一个非常有价值的客户端}

I said piss off 我说杰克琼斯

{Sadly resulting in us revoking your membership} {可悲的是导致我们取消你的会员资格}

Shut up I don't care 闭嘴，我不关心

This is a crap gym 这是废话健身房

{Well, mate, just leave, please} {好吧，伙计，见好就收，请}

It doesn't work, how do I know it works 这是行不通的，我怎么知道它的工作原理

I'm still fat, why am I still fat 我还是胖，为什么我还胖

{Just go, please} {刚去，请}

It's a shit gym 这是一个狗屎健身房

Sod off 滚开

   

I got a baby mum and a lovely little son 我有一个孩子的妈妈和一个可爱的小儿子

Lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb 可爱的小男孩，但他的妈妈是非常非常愚蠢的

I was very very drunk, I told her lot of secrets 我非常非常醉，我告诉她很多的秘密

Very very drunk, I told her not to keep it 非常非常喝醉了，我告诉她不要把它

Anyway she had it, sorry had him, Darren 反正她吧，对不起了他，达伦 -

His grandmother Karen, wanted to call him Gavin 他奶奶的莫文蔚，想叫他加文

But I didn't have it, I was working at Maplin 但我没有，我在Maplin工作

Gavin was my manager and I wanted to slap him 加文是我的经理，我想他一巴掌

'Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause I wanted to stab him 因为他想解雇我，因为我想刺

'Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to shag him 因为我的女孩喜欢他，她想他做爱

He's a bit bigger, but I know I could have him 他是个有点大了，但我知道我可以让他

As a matter of fact he kinda looks like Darren 由于事实上，他看起来有点像达伦 -

I still got sacked and this is how it happened 我仍然有被解雇，这是怎么回事呢

   

Some Nigerian guy called Tunde 有些尼日利亚小伙叫Tunde

Who told me to call him Thomas for short 谁告诉我给他打电话托马斯简称

Walked into the store, said he wanted to talk 走进店里，说他想谈

At first I wasn't sure, but because he was nice, to me 起初我不知道，而是因为他是个好人，对我

And he kinda showed me his nine 他还挺给我看了他的九个

He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to swine 他带来了很多的东西，他告诉我猪

But this is a woman's car 但是，这是一个女人的车

{Shut up it's for my wife) {闭嘴，这是我的妻子）

He would come in like every fortnight 他会来像每两周

And buy the same iPod 4 times 买同iPod的4倍

Apparently he was doing the same thing with Tariq 显然，他在做同样的事情与塔里克

Who told the police my name when it happened (It was Jason) 谁告诉警察我的名字时，它发生（这是杰森）

   

{Hello Jason} {你好杰森}

What? 什么？

{We're from the Metropolitan Police fraud department) {我们是从警视厅欺诈部门）

Police! 警察！

{We'd like ask you a few...} {我们想请教您几个...}

Oink oink! 哼OINK ！

{Excuse me?} {对不起/打扰一下？ }

Oink, you're a pig 哼，你是一头猪

{Excuse me?!} {对不起/打扰一下？ }

Listen go away man, I don't wanna get arrested 听走的人，我不想被逮捕

I wanna rest, I wanna sleep 我想休息，我想睡觉

{Look, you're coming with me} {你看，你跟我来}

All my little brothers smoke weed 我所有的小兄弟抽烟杂草

{Oh my goodness} {哦，我的天啊}

Come and arrest them, or they'll do murder 来吧，逮捕他们，否则他们会做杀人

   

Bed 床

I can sleep till the world ends 我无法入睡，直到世界结束

And I ain't in a rush for a girlfriend 我是不是在匆忙的女朋友

All I ever do is fail them 所有我所要做的就是让他们失望

'Cause all I ever do is tell them the true “因为所有我曾经做的是告诉他们真正的

If you're fat you're fat, bitch, ain't nothing wrong with that 如果你发你的脂肪，婊子，是不是没有错

Don't switch I'm, just telling you a fact 请不要开我，只是告诉你一个事实

Do you think you're thin? 你以为你是瘦？

{Well no} {哦，不}

Well then 那么

{I hate you!} {我恨你！ }

I abuse most of them 我虐待他们大多

I think that's how I lose most of them 我想这就是我失去了他们大部分

I don't want to get too close to them 我不希望太接近他们

After what happened to Elton in school 之后发生了什么事埃尔顿在学校

Elton was cool 埃尔顿很酷

But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do things he wanted to 但他说不想做的事情，他想给女朋友

Do 做

{I said no!} {我说没有！ }

She said no but he went ahead and felt her 她说没有，但他说干就干，觉得她

{Get off me!} {下车我！ }

I think he's just coming out of Feltham 我认为他只是来费尔塔姆出

   

My last girl was a wannabe WAG 我最后的女孩是一个崇拜者WAG

{Hi!} {嗨！ }

Who went everywhere in a cab 谁去到处出租车

I told her I'm rich 我告诉她，我很有钱

She took me to Harrod 她带我去哈罗德

And picked up this Gucci worth a grand 拿起这款Gucci值得隆重

I went quiet like words from my gran 我就喜欢安静的我奶奶的话

'Cause that's too much to spend on a slag 因为那是太多花在渣

I mean that's too much to spend on a bag 我的意思是，太把钱花在一个袋子

As soon as we got to the till, I ran 当我们到了为止，我跑了

{Where you going?!} {你要去哪里？ }

   

Then my mobile rang 然后我的手机响了

{'Ello? } { ELLO ？ }

It was my first love, Ann 这是我的初恋，安

{Hi Jason} {嗨杰森}

She said she split up with her man 她说她分手了，她的男人

{He's gone} {他走了}

And she's in need of a bang 她是有需要的爆炸

{Come round} {现在过来}

I said I'll be on a bus in a minute 我说我会在公交车上一分钟

She said "you better not bust in a minute" 她说：“你最好不要在一分钟内破灭”

I got prang and rushed to the chemist 我得到了普朗奔赴化学家

Excuse me, have you got anything for men that ejaculate premature? 对不起，你有什么对男性的射精过早？

{Oh yes} {哦，是的}

He took me to the back of the store 他带我去商店的后面

He gave me a spray, what's this for? 他给了我一喷，这是什么呢？

{Put a little on the top just before} {之前放一点在上面}

   

Got to her house, clock says 4 到了她家，钟说： 4

She's worn out, I'm wanting more 她累死了，我想要更多

'Cause she's sore she went down south 因为她的痛，她就南下

And I think she's saying she can't feel her mouth 而且我觉得她说她感觉不到她的嘴

Oi, Anna, speak loud 爱，安娜，大声说话

Are you saying you can't feel your mouth? 你是说你感觉不到你的嘴？

{Mm mm mm!} {毫米毫米毫米！ }

Are you saying where is this mouse? 你是说哪里是这款鼠标？

What, you want me to take your couch? 什么，你要我把你的沙发上？

Look if you want to kiss me, out 你看，如果你想吻我，出

That's when she kicked me, ouch 这时候，她踢我，哎哟

I think she's trying to kick me out 我觉得她试图踢我出去

Just tell me if you wanna get me out 只要告诉我，如果你想我了

I'm gone 我走了