She was all alone in this imperfect world 她独自一人在这个不完美的世界

And was very, very lonely 而且是非常，非常寂寞

Nobody really understood just how she felt 没有人真正理解只是她感觉怎么样

Till one day she slipped on a banana peel 直到有一天，她滑倒在香蕉皮

   

Then there he was, he picked her up 然后，他就在那儿，他把她抱起来

And asked her, "Hey, are you okay?" 问她， “喂，你没事吧？ ”

He was tall and dark, and strong and kind 他又高又黑了，强种

And sensitive with washboard abs, and it was 并用搓板ABS敏感，这是

   

Bullshit 废话

Bullshit 废话

That would never happen 这将永远不会发生

   

Knights in shining armor haven't been around since the middle ages 穿着闪亮盔甲的骑士自中世纪以来一直没身边

No one will love you till you've gotten through all your depression stages 没有人会爱你，直到你完成了所有你的忧郁阶段得到

   

Pull your head out of your ass, and go hit the stairmaster 拉你的头伸出你的屁股，去击中stairmaster

Learn to paint, or take some yoga 学画画，或采取一些瑜伽

'Cause your life is not a complete disaster 因为你的生活是不是一个完整的灾难

   

He's been friends with her since they were five 他一直与她的朋友，因为他们有五

But she's in love with some other guy 但她爱上了其他人

He tried to get her to feel the same way about him 他试图让她感到他以同样的方式

But she hasn't come around yet 但她还没有来到我身边还

   

Her boyfriend then cheated on her with 她的男朋友，然后骗她

A cheerleader and seventeen strippers 啦啦队长和17跳脱衣舞

Her best friend said she's too good for him 她最好的朋友说，她对他太好了

What she needs is probably right in front of her 她需要的可能是正确的在她面前

   

She began to think 'bout the guy who was always there for her 她开始想回合谁总是在那里为她的家伙

And realized they were meant for each other 并意识到他们是命中注定的一对

She looked for him, but his car broke down 她看着他，但他的车坏了

So he's all alone walking in the rain 于是他独自一人走在雨中

She runs after him, as she calls his name, and it was 她追着他跑，因为她叫他的名字，这是

   

Bullshit 废话

Bullshit 废话

That would never happen 这将永远不会发生

   

Five bucks says that she totally wouldn't taken back the guy that cheated on her 五块钱说，她完全不会收回那被骗的人了

The notion of him ever getting out of the friend-zone is absurd 他曾经得到了朋友区的想法是荒谬的

   

Pull your head out of your ass, get a life or something 拉你的头伸出你的屁股，让生活什么的

Make some friends, and chase your dreams 结交一些朋友，并追逐自己的梦想

'Cause you won't get chicks with your low self esteem “因为你不会得到小鸡与低自尊

   

She walked into a party looking beautiful 她走进了一家派对看上去很美

He couldn't look away 他无法把目光移开

There eyes met, and it was love at first 有目光相遇，这是爱在第一

   

Bullshit 废话

Bullshit 废话

That would never happen 这将永远不会发生

   

Romeo and Juliet is a fairy tale and nothing more 罗密欧与朱丽叶是一个童话故事，仅此而已

You've gotta go around and date a bunch of duds before you finally score 你得去走一走，约会了一堆哑弹之前，你终于进球

   

Pull your head out of your ass 拉你的头伸出你的屁股

There's no perfect soulmate 有没有完美的灵魂伴侣

Let it go, 'cause movies are 顺其自然吧，因为电影是

Just a place to go on an average date 只是一个地方去，平均日

   

Pull your head out of your ass 拉你的头伸出你的屁股

Embrace the disappointment 拥抱失望

Pull your head out of your ass 拉你的头伸出你的屁股

'Cause that movie romance is all bullshit 因为那浪漫的电影全是废话