[Ego of Time:] [时间的自我： ]

Hey 嘿嘿

Hey 嘿嘿

Alright 好吧

Yeah 是啊

Aww yeah 噢耶

   

My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule 我的名字是环线，你们说我爱异性失控海拉尔

Been on the force o' good since 1986, old school 自1986年以来一直在力O好，老同学

I'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam 我bringin 你悠闲的夏季果酱

   

[Old Man Sexbang:] [老人Sexbang ： ]

Hold on a minute Link! 等一会链接！

   

[Link:] [链接： ]

Hey, what's up old man? 嘿，这是怎么回事老头？

   

[Old Man:] [旧文： ]

I see that you're embarkin' on another epic quest 我看到你在另一个史诗任务embarkin “

You're gonna use your ocarina to rescue the princess 你会用你的陶笛，以拯救公主

But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss 但你需要一个法宝就永远错过

It's dangerous to go alone, take this 这是危险的单打独斗，借此

   

[Link:] [链接： ]

Oh, thanks Old Man, that is really very nice 哦，谢谢老头，这真的是很不错的

I can always count on you for helpful, friendly advice 我总是可以指望你的帮助，友好的建议

Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size 虽然我从来没有见过相当的形状或大小的剑

Oh god, that's not a sword! It's your dick in disguise 哦，上帝，这不是一把剑！这是你的家伙伪装

   

[Old Man:] [旧文： ]

Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween 是的，我不能说谎，我画我的schween

Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean 现在抢你的命运，如果你知道我是什么意思

Wait a minute Link, don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going? 等一下链接，不要离开洞穴，在那里你觉得你会？

This is a great chance to fondle a scrotum that you're blowing 这是一个很好的机会来爱抚你正在吹阴囊

   

[Link:] [链接： ]

That. Was. Weird, but whatever there is no time to lose 这。是。怪异，但无论有没有时间可以浪费

I gotta warp on outta Zelda in this chilled out groove 我在冻着了槽得扭曲的塞尔达失控

Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City 等一下，这不是加农的巢穴，我在自由城

This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty 这个地方看起来就像费城但更低劣

I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute Junction 我在死的警察与妓女交界的角落

Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned 东西在我的陶笛必须已经和失灵

I gotta fix it quickly there is justice to do 我要解决它很快有正义做

   

[Old Man:] [旧文： ]

Hold on a minute Link! 等一会链接！

   

[Link:] [链接： ]

Old Man, is that you? 老头，是你吗？

   

[Old Man:] [旧文： ]

This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits 这是一个你不能只用你的剑和你的智慧生存的地方

It's dangerous to go alone, take this 这是危险的单打独斗，借此

   

[Link:] [链接： ]

Well that's really kind o- D'aaah! That's your wrinkled dick again 嗯，这真是一种邻德AAAH ！这是你的皱纹的家伙再次

Look, I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men 你看，我知道我穿中山装，但我不变成男人

   

[Old Man:] [旧文： ]

Don't be that way bitch let me introduce you 不要被这样的母狗让我介绍一下

To my three best friends Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew 我的三个好朋友约翰逊先生和果汁船员

If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her 如果你看到了塞尔达公主，那么你知道你会抢她

So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber 那么，为什么你不尝试来抓住我的充气便便叽里咕噜

   

[Link:] [链接： ]

OH MY GOD! 哦，我的上帝！

I gotta warp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits 我得扭曲离开这里，塞尔达公主等待

I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late 我一定要打败Ganondorf前，先要为时已晚

Okay, now I really don't know where I am 好吧，现在我真的不知道我在哪里

   

[Old Man:] [旧文： ]

Hold on a minute Link! 等一会链接！

   

[Link:] [链接： ]

God DAMN it, Old Man! 他妈的，老头！

   

[Old Man:] [旧文： ]

You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss 你在浣熊市，这是一个僵尸深渊

It's dangerous to go alone, take- 这是危险的单打独斗， take-

   

[Link:] [链接： ]

NO! 不！

Fuck you! 你他妈的！

Fuck you, I'm not giving you a- 你他妈的，我不会给你A-

Not touching your we- 不碰你的we-

Stop the chilled out groove! 停止冻着了槽！

Jeez! 哎呀！

You come in here telling me you got a weewee weapon 你到这里来，告诉我你有一个weewee武器

It's not cool, I'm not gonna touch it, I'm not gonna splllllNO! 它的不冷静，我不会去碰它，我不会splllllNO ！

   

[Old Man:] [旧文： ]

So is that a "No" on the handjob or...? Okay. 所以是“否”上的灰机还是...？好。