I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head 我出生在一个家伙在我的大脑，是在头部性交

My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said 我的继父说我吸在床上直到有一天晚上，他悄悄的说

We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed 我们要了回来，我想我的鸡巴吸在工棚

Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? 我们不能用泰迪Ruxpin只是玩玩呢？

After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, Bust a nut, get some rest 之后，我他妈的你的屁股，得到一些头，胸围一个螺母，休息一下

The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid! 第二天，妈妈说：“我不知道什么他妈的的了这小子！

The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead" 那个混蛋甚至不会吃什么他喂他只是挂在自己的卧室，他已经死了“

"Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset “黛比不要让这混蛋让你心烦

Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck I bet you he's fakin' it, 去那里，坚持他妈的香烟他的脖子我敢打赌，你他假装吧，

I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course, unless you object" 我敢打赌，你我敢打赌，他可能只是想看看你会怎么不高兴让我去处理，当然，除非你反对“

"Ah go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head" “啊去他妈的他的脑袋，如果有的话是留在他的头”

   

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If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet 如果你能数清我的衣柜里的骷髅在我的床上，了下我的水龙头

Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane! 然后，你会知道我已经完全失去了它是他疯了吗？不！他是疯了！

   

"Did you get him?" Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw! “你得到他吗？” Naaw ，笨蛋试图咬我的脸了我刚他妈的用电锯赶走！

Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off 然后，他把电锯，咬了该死的叶片关闭

Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot 吃了叶片，在一个弹弓卡住棒球

Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop 然后，他瞄准了自己的脸，让流行的东西

Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong 花了他的眼睛，把它捡起来，并打乒乓球

Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong! 然后，他打乒乓球用自己的叮当！

That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn 那个混蛋的有金刚像坚果然后他的割草机列于宕草坪

And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on 他奠定了所有它下面用的东西

Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off 然后，他把他的裤子，他把每一个该死的东西了

Everything, except his tank top and his training bra 一切，除了他的背心和他的训练胸罩

Ain't he raw? Yeah maniac, that's Shady dog 是不是他生？是的疯子，这是狗黑幕

Man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog? 男人混蛋的匪帮，是不是他的狗吗？

Shady dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours 你的狗黑幕，是想通过这他妈的什么脑

Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along 不再多说，什么他妈的你一直等着，一起唱

   

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If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet 如果你能数清我的衣柜里的骷髅在我的床上，了下我的水龙头

Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane! 然后，你会知道我已经完全失去了它是他疯了吗？不！他是疯了！

   

Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching? 难道你不知道什么FELCH手段？ （耶） ，那么告诉我，你愿意得到felched或做felching ？

Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching 他妈的他的屁股，吸暨出你嗳气而

Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me? 饱嗝，嗝，然后回到你可以挖什么，我说男人秒钟帮助，你能闻到我吗？

I want you to feel me like my step father felt me (oohh) 我希望你觉得我像我的继父觉得我（ oohh ）

Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping "Shady what the fuck you saying!?" 他妈的一只小狗，踢小狗，而他的汪汪地叫“黑幕你说什么他妈的！？”

I don't know help me! What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking melting 我不知道，帮帮我吧！什么他妈的是怎么回事，我想我他妈的融

"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said no, “马歇尔我只是爱你的男孩，我关心你的幸福”不，爸爸，我说没有，

I don't need no help peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see! 我不需要任何帮助嘘嘘我是个大男孩，我可以看到自己做的！

I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street" 我只裸体的时候保姆告诉我，她给我看了一部电影像“猛鬼街”

But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea" 但它是X，以及他们称之为“阴毛切尔西”

"Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene" “嗯，这是所谓的屁股强奸，我们正在拍摄的监狱场景”

   

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If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet 如果你能数清我的衣柜里的骷髅在我的床上，了下我的水龙头

Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane! 然后，你会知道我已经完全失去了它是他疯了吗？不！他是疯了！