[The Lonely Island] [孤独的岛]

Nowwwwwww let's take a trip down memory lane Nowwwwwww让我们下来的内存车道之旅

Back to junior high school where it all begain 回到初中在这一切begain

Three bad little kids raisin hell at school 三个坏小孩葡萄干地狱学校

We were just 13, straight actin the fool 我们只是13 ，直动蛋白的傻瓜

Every day after class Kiva's house was the spot 类Kiva的房子之后，每天都是现场

Makin crazy prank calls hopin not to get caught 马金的疯狂恶作剧电话河滨不要让她的老公

Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same 最好的朋友，亲兄弟，哟，我们是同一个

'Til one fateful afternoon when everything changed 当一切都改变了直到1灾难性的下午

One day playin Punch Out up and came doom 有一天，弹唱记出，走到末日

The house started shakin and we heard a kaboom 房子开始颤抖，我们听到了KABOOM

Looked out the back window saw billowin smoke 望着后窗看到billowin烟

Yo your backyard is smashed - man this isn't a joke! 呦你的后院被砸坏 - 男人这不是一个笑话！

(Yo let's go check this out man) (Aight bet, let's go) （哟，让我们去看看这个人） （ Aight赌注，让我们去）

All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement 所有的烟雾和碎片直接导致了地下室

Yo what the hell is that? Man it looks like a spaceship 哟到底是什么？男子看上去像一个飞船

We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide 我们都跑了封面，作为孵化睁大

And a little green dude stepped out from inside; he said 和一个绿色的小家伙走了出来，从里面;他说：

   

[Little Green Dude] [小绿老兄]

I'm from Mars, and I come in peace 我来自火星，我为和平而来

I have something to ask, and it's not discrete 我有话要问了，这不是离散

There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix 有一个在我们的DNA螺旋形变异病毒

And you three kids are the ones who can heal it 你们三个孩子是谁可以治愈它

   

[The Lonely Island] [孤独的岛]

But we're just 13 man, what can we do? 但我们只有13人，我们能做些什么？

   

[Little Gay Dude] [盖伊小伙计]

Umm how should I put this? I think we should screw 嗯我应该怎么放呢？我认为我们应该螺丝

(What?!) On my home planet we can no longer breed （什么？ ）在回家的星球，我们不能再繁殖

I've been sent as a receptacle to store your seed 我已经被作为一个容器来存储你的后裔

   

[The Lonely Island] [孤独的岛]

Storin our seed? - Yo I think he means sex Storin我们的种子？ - 哟，我想他是指性生活

Man I'm a virgin - we all are - BET! 男人我是处女 - 我们都 - 当然！

{I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes} {我只是要躺在这里，并闭上双眼}

Aww what should we do? Now he's spreading his thighs! 噢我们应该怎样做？现在，他传播他的大腿！

{You'll be heroes on our planet} But why us 3? {你会成为英雄在我们的星球}但是，为什么我们3 ？

{You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me} {你所选择的人，你只需要相信我}

   

[Interlude] [插曲]

Yo should we do it? Man I don't know 呦我们应该怎样做呢？男人我不知道

I say we put it to a vote.. all in favor.. 我说我们把它一票。所有支持..

say aye.. AYE~! 说赞成.. AYE 〜 ！

   

[The Lonely Island] [孤独的岛]

Okay, we're in {cool} who should go first? 好吧，我们在{ }爽谁应该首先去了？

{I have three depositories to capture your burst} {我有三个托管捕捉到你的爆}

Wait, so at the same time? {Yeah that's what I was thinking} 等待，所以在同一时间？ {是啊，这就是我的想法}

{Here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinking} {这里的一些酒柜，让我们帮你的男孩喝}

We pounded the drinks and, started gettin tipsy 我们踩着饮料，开始刚开醉意

Then took our positions, and started gettin frisky 然后把我们的立场，并开始刚开活泼

One in the front, and two in the back 一个在前面，两个在背面

Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap 有它锁起来像中国的手指陷阱

   

[Little Green Gay Dude] [小青同性恋老兄]

Keep pumping away, my wife and family thank you 请抽了，我的妻子和家人感谢你

   

[The Lonely Island] [孤独的岛]

I'm about to explode - yo son, me too 我快要爆炸 - 溜溜的儿子，我也是

THREE-WAY CLIMAX, best friends forever 三向高潮，永远最好的朋友

What a blessing to have lost our virginity together 有什么祝福已经失去了贞操在一起

Yeah! 是啊！

   

[Green Martian Queer] [绿色火星酷儿]

Andy, Jorma, Kiv', you've saved my race 安迪，约玛， Kiv的 ，你救了我的比赛

Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space 您的奖励是一个愿望，然后我就回去空间

   

[The Lonely Island] [孤独的岛]

We looked at each other, didn't have to talk 我们互相看了看，没得谈

Knew exactly what we wanted, before he took off 知道正是我们想要的，他才起飞

Mr. Alien Sir, for what it's worth 先生外来主席先生，这是非常值得

WE WANT TO BE THE GREATEST FAKE MC'S ON EARTH 我们希望成为最伟大的假的MC在地球上

   

[Little Green Guy] [小青盖伊]

Your wish is granted and thanks again 你的愿望实现了，再次感谢

I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friends 也许是我救了我的星球，但我失去了三个朋友

What happened today was both incredible and bad 今天的事情是既令人难以置信的坏

Therefore your name is Incredibad! 因此，你的名字是Incredibad ！

   

Incredibad... [scratching and samples] Incredibad ... [刮和样品]

   

[N.W.A. parody] [ N.W.A.恶搞]

STOP STOP STOP STOP, STOP!! STOP STOP STOP STOP ， STOP ！

SA-PRIZE, EVERYONE! [sirens] SA-奖，大家好！ [警报]