I can see it in your eyes girl 我可以看到它在你的眼睛的女孩

That you're in the mood for love 那你在花样年华

So I light some candles, pour some wine 于是，我点燃一些蜡烛，倒一些酒

Come sit down on the rug 来坐在地毯上

   

But there's something I must tell you, babe 但有件事情我必须告诉你，宝贝

Before we take this step 在我们采取这个步骤

Something about me girl 关于我的女孩

That you do not know yet 你还不知道

   

I have no penis 我没有阴茎

It was torn off 它被摘下

In a bicycle accident 在自行车事故

In nineteen ninety nine 在一九九九年

I also lost one testicle 我也失去了一个睾丸

So all I have is a weird uni-ball 所以，我已经是一个奇怪的单球

And a rubber tube, between my legs 和橡胶管，我的双腿之间

But babe, I can love you in different ways 但是宝贝，我可以爱你以不同的方式

   

I'll make love to you with the rubber tube 我要让你的爱与橡胶管

That I use for urinating 我使用的小便

I'll just tape two Popsicle sticks around it 我就用胶带2冰棒棍周围

Make it easier for penetrating 更容易穿透

   

And having only one ball 与仅具有一个球

Isn't always a bad thing 并不总是一件坏事

It's like a pool ball in a pillow case 这就像在一个枕头套一池球

It's like a cherry on a sundae 这就像在一个圣代樱桃

   

'Cause girl 因为女孩

I have no penis 我没有阴茎

I have no cock 我没有公鸡

If it looks like I have a ball 如果它看起来像我有一个球

Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock 只是因为我的东西它与袜子

Girl, I know that you're afraid 女孩，我知道你害怕

But I promise, baby, if you stay 但是，我答应了，宝贝，如果你留

I'll put a cucumber in the microwave 我把一根黄瓜在微波

And babe, I will love you in different... 和贝贝，我会爱你在不同的...

   

...ways 如何...

Just because I don't have a cock 只是因为我没有​​公鸡

it doesn't mean I can't rock 这并不意味着我不能动摇

Just because I don't have a cock 只是因为我没有​​公鸡

it doesn't mean I can't rock 这并不意味着我不能动摇

Just because I don't have a cock 只是因为我没有​​公鸡

it doesn't mean I can't rock 这并不意味着我不能动摇

Don't be fooled by my lack of a cock 不要被我缺乏公鸡上当

I'm still Johny from the block 我还是和Johny从块

   

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