ooh yeah 哦耶

oh 哦

i'm your shelter from the storm 我是从风暴的避难所

you'll know I'll always have your back 你就会知道我会永远支持你

I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack 我什至会让你温暖你的手冻结在我的屁股裂缝

I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on 我从来没有离开我的吹叶机时，奥普拉是

and when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn 当你告诉我你的感受我尽量不打哈欠

and when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder 而当我们在聚会上，我不谈论你的痉挛性膀胱

when you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder 当你清理排水沟屋顶上的我认为阶梯

   

and if that isn't love 如果这不是爱

if that isn't love 如果这不是爱

if that isn't love 如果这不是爱

i don't know what love is 我不知道什么是爱

nanananananana nanananano i guess i don't know nanananananana nanananano我想我不知道

nanananananana nanananananana

ahhhh listen now 哈啊，现在听

   

there's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator 有奶微观位留在冰箱

i coulda finished it off but i quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later 我本可以结束它了，但我的情况下，退出你想有一个小小的抿了以后

and if you cut the cheese then maybe i'll wink and say the dog's to blame 如果你切奶酪，那么也许我会眨眨眼，说狗的怪

and i'll make sure to call you baby everytime i forget your name 我会确保叫你宝贝，每次我忘了你的名字

i'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat 我什至会告诉你的女孩，当你开始寻找发

'cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that 因为你所有的所谓的朋友可能会忽略一提的是

   

and if that isn't love 如果这不是爱

if that isn't love 如果这不是爱

if that isn't love 如果这不是爱

i don't know what love is 我不知道什么是爱

nanananananana nananana well then I don't know nanananananana nananana那么我不知道

nananannananna nananannananna

oh no 哦，不

even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia! 即使你让我坐到妈妈咪呀！

well I still adore you 好，我还是爱你

i'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast 我会吻你，即使你有煎蛋早餐

and i can't stand omelettes 我不能忍受煎蛋

after I take a bath 在我洗澡

if its still warm i'll leave the water in there for you 如果仍然温暖我会离开水面在那里为你

i'll give you my word 我给你我的话

you're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd 你这么漂亮，你做一个光荣的夕阳看起来就像一个大胖子粪

everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing 每次我看你们是不是要解除一些非常重的东西

you can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging 你总是可以指望我说什么鼓励帮助

if you get drunk and pass out i'll never sharpie up your face 如果你喝醉了，离开我永远不会夏普你的脸

and I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place 我不擦我的鼻子在你的沙发上，即使这是一个超级方便的地方

i totally support every idiotic thing you do 我完全支持你做的每一个愚蠢的事

and i almost never pretend you're someone else when i'm making out with you 我几乎从来没有假装你是别人的时候，我正与你

and if that isn't love 如果这不是爱

if that isn't love 如果这不是爱

if that isn't love 如果这不是爱

i don't know what love is 我不知道什么是爱

nanananananana no i don't know what love is nanananananana不，我不知道什么是爱

nanananananana well I don't know what love is nanananananana好，我不知道什么是爱

I don't know what love is 我不知道什么是爱