[Ian:] Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid if Smosh music was actually real. [伊恩： ]是啊，我想这将是非常愚蠢的，如果Smosh音乐竟是真的。

   

[Anthony:] Yeah. The only thing more stupid than that, would be the people who would actually buy this crap. [安东尼： ]是啊。唯一比这更愚蠢的，会是谁的人居然会买这种废话。

   

[I:] [Laughs] Suckers [I ： ] [笑]吸盘

   

[Crashing Sound] [钟声]

   

[A:] The hell was that? [答： ]地狱是什么？

   

[I:] Oh my God. Terradactyles! 【我：哦，我的上帝。 Terradactyles ！

   

[Laser Sounds] [激光音]

   

[A:] Cyborg terradactyles! With laser eyes! [答： ]人造人terradactyles ！随着激光的眼睛！

   

[I:] Get 'em with a machine gun! [I ： ]搞定他们用机枪！

   

[A:] Come and get it, you dinosaur bastards!! [答： ]来得到它，你的恐龙混蛋！

   

[Shoots at them with a machine gun] [射击在他们用机枪]

   

[I:] There's too many of them! [I ： ]有太多了！

   

[Screaming, terradactyl noises, and laser sounds] [尖叫， terradactyl噪声和激光音]

   

[Narrator:] And so, Ian and Anthony were killed by cyborg terradactyles with laser eyes. [解说： ]所以，伊恩和安东尼被人造人丧生terradactyles激光眼睛。

Eventually, the cyborg terradactyle overran the entire country, and Barack Obama was forced to rename the United States of America to the United States of Cyborg Terradactyles. 最终，半机械人terradactyle占领整个国家，而美国总统奥巴马被迫改名美利坚合众国到人造人Terradactyles的美国。

And they lived happily ever after. The end. 他们从此过上幸福生活。结束。

   

Bitch. 母狗。