If I was the King 如果我是国王

I would get myself a bitchin' crown 我会得到我是一个很爱“冠

And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr 我会想办法让所有的母狗叫我迈克尔·斯塔尔先生

I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne 我有一个城堡和一个发或停发宝座

And at night I'd go in the town 晚上我会去的镇

In a big stretch Hummer with a hot tub and a bar 在一个大的加长悍马带热水浴缸和一间酒吧

   

If I was the King 如果我是国王

I would outlaw clothes for chicks 我会取缔衣服小鸡

So you could see if the shaved their pussies 所以，你可以看到，如果剃光的pussies

Or if they were hiding dicks 或者，如果他们躲在迪克斯

I'd lower the drinking age 我会降低饮酒年龄

So little kids could get drunk too 因此，小孩子可以喝醉过

And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a wedding ring 我想使它成为一个他妈的犯罪戴婚戒

If I was the King 如果我是国王

   

That'd be fuckin' nice right? 这会是他娘不错吧？

   

I'd knock down all the schools 我会击倒所有的学校

And put up licquor stores 并且提出了licquor店

And give free boobjobs to the strippers and the whores 并给予免费boobjobs的脱衣舞和妓女

I would outlaw common sense 我会取缔常识

Feed the homeless to the wolves 饲料无家可归的狼

And if you didn't like Steel Panther you'd go to jail! 如果你不喜欢钢豹，你会去坐牢！

   

If I was the King 如果我是国王

I'd make beer the official food 我会做啤酒的官方食品

And you'd never have to take the trash out 而且你从来没有把垃圾出来

If you happen to be born a dude 如果你刚好是天生的花花公子

You could buy hand grenades at Starbucks 你可以在星巴克买手榴弹

And take a shit right on the street 走在大街上狗屎

And I'd kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't have to hear her sing 而且我会杀了Katy Perry的，所以我也不会听她唱歌

If I was the King 如果我是国王

   

Her comes the court jester man! 她来了宫廷小丑的人！

   

And if the motherfucking peasents didn't like it 如果他妈的农民体育不喜欢

I would tell them all to suck my dick 我会告诉他们吸我的鸡巴

Suck my dick 吸我的鸡巴

Suck my dick 吸我的鸡巴

   

Legalize masturbation 手淫合法化

At every strip joint in the nation 在全国每一个脱衣舞

And the minimum cup size would have to be a double D 和最小罩杯尺寸就必须是一个双D

Oh yeah 哦耶

But if you were in a band 但如果你是在一个乐队

You wouldn't have to use your hand 你不会用你的手

There'd be mandatory blowjobs for guys like you and me! 还会有强制口交的男人喜欢你和我！

   

If I was the King 如果我是国王

Megan Fox would be my Queen 梅根·福克斯将是我的女王

But I'd still fuck Christie Brinkley 但我还是他妈的克里斯蒂·布林克利

And any girl older than 16 和任何女孩16岁以上

I'd execute One Direction 我想执行一个方向

And drop a nuke on the Middle East 和扔核弹在中东

But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't have to feel the sting 不过，我会带油先这样，我们就不必感到刺痛

If I was the King 如果我是国王

If I was the King 如果我是国王

If I was the King 如果我是国王