My friend Aileen made a time machine 我的朋友艾琳做了一个时间机器

But was keen on keeping it shiny clean 但热衷于保持它的清洁光亮

To travel back in time had always been my dream 旅行回到过去一直是我的梦想

So I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween 所以，我想出了一个方案，并抬高吐温一样吊舱

AD 33 maybe you would see me 公元33年，也许你会看到我

Telling Jesus his friend Judas was untrustworthy 耶稣告诉他的朋友犹大是靠不住的

You think that's fresh? Well just you'd wait 你认为这是新鲜的？干脆你等待

I'd battle rap Chaucer in 1388. I'd tell Lincoln in 1865 我会战斗说唱乔叟在1388年我就告诉林肯于1865年

Going out to plays alone was somewhat unwise 走出去戏剧独显有点不明智

In 1963, I'd make JFK's day 1963年，我会想办法让肯尼迪的一天

I'd say, "before you go to Dallas, wear this helmet, okay?" 我会说， “在你走之前，到达拉斯，戴上这种头盔，好吗？ ”

In 2001, I'd make the world alright, 2001年，我会尽天下好了，

I'd go back to 9-11, and cancel all flights 我会回去9-11 ，并取消所有航班

In my time machine, you couldn't get with me 在我的时间机器，你不能让我

Because E equals this squared MC 由于E等于这个MC的平方

   

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My T-to-the-I-to-the-M-to-the-E. M-A to the C-H-I-N-E 我的T到了-I至最M对了-E 。 M- A与C-H - I-N -E

My T-to-the-I-to-the-M-to-the-E. M-A to the C-H-I-N-E 我的T到了-I至最M对了-E 。 M- A与C-H - I-N -E

Hey Albert Einstein. Throw your hands in the air. 嘿爱因斯坦。把你的手在空中。

Props on that whole Theory of Relativity thing. 道具对相对论的事情，整个理论。

   

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