[FUNNY GIRL is the life of vaudeville comedienne Fanny Brice (1891-1951), [有趣的女孩是杂耍喜剧演员范妮布赖斯的生活（ 1891至1951年） ，

starting in 1910. Actually the show starts after she has become a success 开始于1910年。其实在演出开始后，她已经成为一个成功的

on stage and flashes back to her origins. It opens in Fanny's dressing room. 在舞台上闪回到她的来历。它打开在芬妮的更衣室。

She is waiting for her husband, Nick Arnstein, to return after being in prison. 她在等待她的丈夫尼克阿恩斯坦，被关后返回。

She looks back to when she was a 19-year old hopeful. Her mother's poker 她回头的时候，她是一个19岁的希望。妈妈的扑克

buddies think she's wasting her life trying to break into show business.] 哥们觉得她浪费了她的生命试图闯入影视圈。 ]

   

[Mrs. Strakosh:] [太太Strakosh ： ]

Fanny, when people pay good money in the the-ay-ter-- 芬妮，当人们付好钱了，唉， ter--

especially the male element--they want something to look at! 尤其是男性的元素 - 他们想要的东西看看！

   

If a girl isn't pretty 如果一个女孩不漂亮

Like a Miss Atlantic City, 像大西洋城小姐，

All she gets in life 所有她得到人生

Is pity and a pat. 是怜悯和拍拍。

   

[Mrs. Brice:] [太太布赖斯： ]

Is a nose with deviation 是有偏差的鼻子

Such a crime against the nation? 这种对民族的犯罪？

Should I throw her into jail 我应该把她关进监狱

Or drown the cat? 或淹死的猫吗？

   

[Mrs. Strakosh, O' Malley and Meeker:] [太太Strakosh ， O马利和米克：]

She must shine in ev'ry detail 她必须大放异彩内心的每一次​​细节

Like a ring you're buying retail, 如环你买的零售，

Be a standard size that 是一个标准尺寸

Fits a standard dress. 符合标准的装扮。

   

[Mrs. Strakosh:] [太太Strakosh ： ]

When a girl's incidentals 当一个女孩的杂费

Are no bigger than two lentils 没有超过两扁豆大

   

[Mrs. Strakosh, O' Malley and Meeker:] [太太Strakosh ， O马利和米克：]

Then to me that doesn't spell success. 然后我说，不拼成功。

   

   

Fanny auditions for Keeney's Music Hall but Keeney kicks 芬妮试镜Keeney的音乐厅，但Keeney踢

her out of the chorus because she doesn't look like the 她出了合唱，因为她看起来并不像

others. Eddie Ryan, dance director for Keeney, agrees: 其他。埃迪·莱恩，舞蹈总监Keeney表示同意：

   

[Eddie:] [艾迪： ]

If a girl isn't pretty 如果一个女孩不漂亮

Like a Miss Atlantic City, 像大西洋城小姐，

She should dump the stage 她应该转储阶段

And try another route. 并尝试另一条路线。

Any guy who pays a quarter 谁出钱四分之一任何人

For a seat just feels he oughter 对于一个座位就觉得他oughter

See a figger that his wife can't 看到figger ，他的妻子不能

Substitute. 替代品。

   

Kid, my heart ain't made of marble 小子，我的心脏是不是大理石

But your rhythm's really horr'ble 但是，你的节奏真的horrble

And that map of yours just ain't no 和你那地图只是是不是没有

Valentine. 情人节。

Everything you got's about right, 一切你得到的有关权利，

But the damn thing don't come out right 但该死的东西不出来的权利

So forget it, kid, 就这样算了吧，孩子，

And just resign. 而刚刚辞职。

   

[Chorus:] [合唱： ]

If a girl isn't pretty, 如果一个女孩不漂亮，

If a girl isn't pretty, 如果一个女孩不漂亮，

If a girl isn't pretty, 如果一个女孩不漂亮，

If a girl isn't pretty, 如果一个女孩不漂亮，

If a girl isn't pretty, 如果一个女孩不漂亮，

She should get a job, 她应该找一份工作，

Go get a job-- 去拿到job--

Get any job 得到任何职位

Get a weekly pay, 获得周薪，

'Cause if a girl isn't pretty 因为如果一个女孩不漂亮

Like a Miss Atlantic City, 像大西洋城小姐，

She's a real Miss Nobody, U.S.A. 她是一个真正的小姐没人， U.S.A.